rumplestiltskin

I was a senior software engineer at a reputable SaaS company before the final mass layoff. I hate LLMs, data centers, and especially the morally bankrupt CEOs.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Jensen Huang just working late. 😭

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

The collapse of the circular financing ecosystem will be studied for years

[𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 @reset_by_peer]

It looks like Microsoft has shit the bed.

Outlook is down globally. Everyone with an email job is now on an extended lunch break until further notice.

This is what happens when you let AI write all your code.

Good job Microslop!

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

Have you noticed they don’t build data centers where rich people live?

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Jensen Huang was and is a piece of shit and anyone pretending otherwise is in denial and/or is one too

[Ross Hendricks @Ross__Hendricks]

The monetary floodgate from the "Central Bank of AI" known as $NVDA is officially closed... you know what that means

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

It's crazy how Jensen and four or five private equity paypigs went on CNBC and were allowed to lie about an entirely imaginary $500bn deal, and that everyone reported on it like it existed. Truly one of the greatest scam artists of our generation

[Gregory Conti @GregoryConti19]

I don't understand why more people don't find it viscerally awful to live in a world where all text, images, and music are no longer produced by human beings. This is an existential change that causes me sorrow every waking moment.

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

<3 let's ignore the affairs
<3 let's ignore the chip smuggling
<3 all that matters is revenue growth
<3 no morals, only number go up

[Dr. Ami Keller {VTUBER} 🔞 @AimbotAimy]

I don't care if economies collapse.

I want the AI bubble to pop so bad that Sam Altman is investigated for that garbage Ponzi scheme and sent to Guantánamo Bay with no trial and subjected to 20 years of watching normal consumers install 128GB+ of RAM daily in gaming computers.

I want every major CEO of RAM manufacturers sent to life in prison without parole for consumer fraud and price fixing.

I want Nvidia diluted and their assets sold across the world so other countries can make their own companies off Nvidia's work, flooding the market with oversupply, making the prices of GPUs crash back to pre-Bitcoin and AI levels.

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

The $500bn deal? Fake. The $100bn OpenAI deal? Fake. Jensen and NVIDIA have built their legacies on deception. They tried to rig 5060 interviews, and threatened @GamersNexus. This company sucks and has sucked for a while and everybody wants to pretend it's a sudden event.

[Financelot @FinanceLancelot]

BREAKING: Nvidia $NVDA is expected to slow its aggressive AI "investment" strategy following Jensen Huang's resignation.

This puts billions in circular financing and private credit guarantees at risk.

[AGIHound @TrueAIHound]

"Congress wants to make it much harder for China to get NVIDIA’s AI chips."

What's funny about this whole Jensen Huang brouhaha is that, from my perspective, when the secrets of intelligence are finally cracked (it's coming), Nvidia's GPUs will not be part of the new paradigm. GPUs will be used mainly for what they were invented for, fast graphics and 3D simulations. True intelligence is about spike timing, not matrix multiplications.

Super energy-efficient neuromorphic processors will replace GPUs. At that time, the warmongers and the other wicked powers of the world will have been eliminated and there will be peace on earth. 🙏

[Matt Stoller @matthewstoller]

Nvidia stock is down not because Jensen Huang was some uniquely talented leader but because (1) their illegal chip sales to China are over and (2) the circular financing scheme is harder to keep up.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: A third Jensen Huang affair has reportedly been uncovered, involving another Nvidia employee. — Reuters

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Donald Trump has made more than 31,000 stock and securities trades during his presidency so far.

We need to ban the president and every member of Congress from owning, buying, or selling stocks.

Enough is enough.

[Michael @TheMG3D]

"All of our models, stolen."

[George Noble @gnoble79]

TRUTH

[Gary Marcus @GaryMarcus]

Everyone defending Jensen is trying to make it about the sex.

It’s not about the sex.

It’s about how he enabled and even lobbied for Chinese AI, about how he subverted US policy, and how he carelessly left himself vulnerable to both blackmail and espionage.

And it’s about how he utterly blew off the problems inherent appearance of conflict of interest, to the peril of his company, his country, and his industry.

He also left Nvidia open to endless litigation and investigation (which is why they may be forced to fire him despite his immense talents).

The fact that he also slept with an employee is just icing on the cake, in a way that further emphasizes his poor judgment, and that would only make the shareholder lawsuits worse.

Firing him will be a huge blow, but keeping him on is no longer tenable, either.