Melisa

Winnipeg. Squats are life.
she/her

[Melisa @runwildheart]

I'm imagining exhausted officers analyzing months of your activity to get to know your preferences, so they can tell if it's you using a friends account or not.

[Melisa @runwildheart]

What if instead of banning password sharing, Netflix quietly changed their terms of use to allow the location tracking of the logins by the police. 🤣

[Melisa @runwildheart]

Risking it all so you don't lose your spot 🤣

[Melisa @runwildheart]

But like why my uterus gotta be so dramatic?

[Melisa @runwildheart]

The guy I'm seeing just called me to talk about his fart game show idea 🤣 and it was honestly so sweet

[Tourism Winnipeg @TourismWPG]

Hi @michaelb4jordan! 👋 Thanks for providing us with our next tourism campaign slogan!

[Melisa @runwildheart]

Just saying, There's no way Fez was dating the Forman's neighbor for two weeks and didn't say hello

[Melisa @runwildheart]

@RoyalHoeliness I have tons of patients that submit that stuff to their HSA, go for it!

[Melisa @runwildheart]

Do Reality show hosts know they can say "they" instead of "he or she"? @netflix

[Melisa @runwildheart]

Come on Barbie, let's go party

[magstrology @magstrology]

Make a Barbiecore outfit with your astrological placements

[linkshund @linkshund]

"Women get bored with Leonardo DiCaprio about when they hit their mid-20s" is an objectively funnier explanation.

[Melisa @runwildheart]

If you've ever thought to yourself "everything in my home is too easy to find!" can I recommend getting a kitten?

[Melisa @runwildheart]

My neighbor just switched from rap to country 🔍👀

[Melisa @runwildheart]

@StevenRayMorris My study group and I already have plans to to see it together!

[Melisa @runwildheart]

I feel like someone should have told me the purple Wiggle was hot

[Mark @NoticablyBacon]

Nobody has attempted to thumb wrestle me since I was 12. That's how good at thumb wrestling I am, people fear these thumbs.

[Melisa @runwildheart]

Highkey shipping Xanthi and Brett #AuntyJ

[Melisa @runwildheart]

@wpg_msmith Awww I'm so sorry, saying goodbye is soooo hard 😭