Lex

get lost

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[Lex @runwithlex]

Blasting best life by cardi in residential areas before 8 am

[Lex @runwithlex]

If I’m listening to disturbed at 8:00 am, everyone’s fucked

[Lex @runwithlex]

Not angry, aware

[Lex @runwithlex]

The government isn’t slick

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

I love when bad bitches are also comedians

[Lex @runwithlex]

Last night a man said to me, “you’re like the healthy toxic.”

[Lex @runwithlex]

Checking my horoscope on my way to a party, I love being me

[Lex @runwithlex]

@ick_real Since 2011, baby

[Lex @runwithlex]

I built a life that gives me butterflies when I wake up, how poetic is that shit?

[Lex @runwithlex]

I feel bad for angry souls

[Lex @runwithlex]

@ThrillaRilla369 Would you breathe air if it was available?

[Lex @runwithlex]

Some guy asked me what I’m up to this weekend and I got to respond “running a half marathon.” Flex on em’

[Lex @runwithlex]

Me: “I’m clearly flirting”
My friends: “you told him you were going to rob him”

[Lex @runwithlex]

Relationship status: sleeping with my foam roller

[Lex @runwithlex]

Just stepped over a pile of puke, I love Scranton

[Lex @runwithlex]

14 years on Twitter bitches

[Lex @runwithlex]

Beeping at my friends each morning who are out here taking over the world at their companies HOT DAMN

[ives @Iveslueur]

sorry just read ur text from last weekend, are u guys still at the bar

[matthew diarrhea mandli @matthew_mandli]

Being an older student fucking rules. You? Afraid to raise your hand in class. Me? eating a ziploc of scrambled eggs in the front row. I’m interrupting the professor with a question that’s actually a statement. I clear my throat so loud it sets off a car alarm