edenl__

I’m a pothole for life

[edenl__ @ruotalnede]

Ima tell my kids this was Tana Mongeau

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

early results are in!

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Trump is set to announce today that he will call for the de*th penalty for child r*pists and traffickers.

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You either crank that Soulja boy, or it cranks you.

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@tanamongeau

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

men be like l'm bilingual I speak English and to other women

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@danvanmoll @acustable @ElonMuskAOC @eddietheadd Wayyy better

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@erinmhk Silver appliances

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For my next baby I wanna be the dad.

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Sometimes when people are trying to pass me while driving I slow down so they feel fast

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To whoever hacked my account and forced me to unlike and delete 142 retweets….fuck you

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@Morgan__Areno Another good soldier lost today.

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Forgot to take my medicine last night. But I don’t want my snap to be blamed on that so I’m not telling my husband about it.

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@Sauceypeaches

[🐌 @Wheeema]

“We still going tonight?”

Me:

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Here I sit in my husbands T-shirt that was once too big for me, and let me tell you. It’s fitting a little too comfortably.