Rupert Muson

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[Rupert Muson @rup_mus]

Fuck you, @elonmusk

[Rupert Muson @rup_mus]

i now understand why people in medieval times went to war for their rulers like yes i will bend the knee to the dragon queen like yes we will overthrow the usurper

[Rupert Muson @rup_mus]

can someone let me know why marketing for a movie isn’t just included in the total price? how come i always here oh it cost this much but thats before marketing like why isnt that included then

[Rupert Muson @rup_mus]

yea yea i’ve heard of a wet dream what about a wet nightmare

[Rupert Muson @rup_mus]

douching for my prostate exam

[Rupert Muson @rup_mus]

didn’t think jed had it in em

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

Bartlett extends the lead for DC United ‼️

[Rupert Muson @rup_mus]

thrifted an untuckit shirt and i tuck that bad boy everytime. just to prove a point.

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

only thing scary about Asheville is the lack of aluminum deodorant

[Rupert Muson @rup_mus]

time jump so that the main character can continue being in the show… what an injustice

[hope | dr mohan’s safety glasses @mohan_abbot]

four month time jump so that robby is of course back from his sabbatical. what the fuck ever man.

[Rupert Muson @rup_mus]

YOU ARE UNDER SPELLLSSSSS PEOPLEEEE her character was talking about leaving the ENTIRE season… like are we watching the show???????

[neon (unserious) @neon_heartbeat]

"it's homophobia" whitaker is canonically banging the widow of a dead patient. supriya, an actual queer nb poc, got fired from her breakout role. you people need to unplug from your headcanons and vibes and actually watch the show maybe sometimes with your eyeballs

[Rupert Muson @rup_mus]

god life must be so easy to live if you blame every single thing on one issue like traffic? illegal immigration! long tsa lives? illegal immigration! wife cheating on you? believe it or not illegal immigration!

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

So are we going to talk about the fact that the airport problems were apparently caused by a massive illegal alien population?

[Rupert Muson @rup_mus]

charlie hall bring your mother with you and you be reincarnated as a lotus flower

[HBO Max @hbomax]

More arrivals await.

Chloe Bennet, Max Greenfield, Charlie Hall, Kumail Nanjiani, and Jarrad Paul join season 4 of #TheWhiteLotus.

[ryland grace 🇲🇽 @NJDEATHWISH]

im not from america im from new jersey

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Think you can predict what will happen next in the war with Iran?

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[Rupert Muson @rup_mus]

epstein derangement syndrome

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

Epstein Derangement Syndrome is funny bc it requires believing that Joe Biden & his administration:

-had a list of confirmed pedophiles
-knew Trump was on this list
-knew they were running against Trump
-wanted to end Trump’s career
-and just never released the list bc reasons

[Rupert Muson @rup_mus]

what is the actual law here if something like this was to happen? with a genuine signature?

[Brian @itbshoota]

Bartender called me boy cute so he did this

[3XM. @MoseMosaic]

The ppl who put NYC/NJ in their bio

[Rupert Muson @rup_mus]

SOMBR: SIGNED ON AS A MEMBER OF THE BOARD OF GOOD MUSIC

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

NETANYAHU: SIGNED ON AS A MEMBER OF THE BOARD OF PEACE

[Rupert Muson @rup_mus]

LMAOOOO YOURE THE ATTORNEY GENERAL F THAT GOTTA DO WITH YOU??

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Pam Bondi LOSES HER MIND when asked why she has not indicted any of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients.

“The Dow is over 50k right now, the Nasdaq smashing records, that’s what we should be talking about!!”

[Rupert Muson @rup_mus]

jail and prison are not synonyms

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

English is weird.

[Rupert Muson @rup_mus]

oh it’s starting

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Buttigieg: In a country that amended its constitution so you could not purchase a beer and then realized it was a bad idea and amended it back, surely we can have an amendment clarifying that a corporation is not a person and money is not speech.