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Trovador certificado en Skyrim, ring bearer y fanático de Hanson.

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@Atleti Patetico de Madrid on brand.

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@paramountplus whoever is doing your UX needs advice, it takes 3 extra clicks after I selected what I want to watch to be able to actually watch it, why do you need so much confirmation that that’s what I want to watch?

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Unreleased video of the @WhiteHouse media admin morning routine:

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Who in their right mind pays a subscription for a news site? You can just go on social media and get equally sad.

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The Logan bros are the Kardashians for 14 year olds on a Four Loko diet.

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I used to buy weed via Signal, the fact that my plug in 2017 was more careful 8 years ago than the whole US government is in 2025, speaks volumes.

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Que buen profesionalismo de los comentaristas de @MovistarDeporPe 😂 narrando el partido de hoy como si estuviesen en la sala de su casa quejándose de todo, sean serios.

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Divino ver a los de @MovistarDeporPe llorar por cada decisión arbitral.

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@mbagamdre Un madridista quejándose del arbitraje, vale que cada día uno escucha cosas más ridículas 😂

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@HEB It’s not “my” experience, there’s at least 25 other people here in the same situation, so yeah get your shit in order. No wonder why y’all don’t advertise your pharmacy.

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I can send my prescriptions to Mordor and I’d get them faster than at @HEB pharmacies, my god. 50 minute line, only one customer has gone through.

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Got charged by @DoorDash (which I don’t even use) and they “can’t find the charge” what kind of bullshit is that?

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@minituri_ Por favor, sácate el dildo del Madrid del culo y dedíquese a decir estas estupideces en privado.

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@carsonkrow @mcuban These Americans get stupider by the millisecond.

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@FCBarcelona Easily, in the top 3 of worst players in the current squad.

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@Turcosharif @medicenportu Papi, jajajaja por favor de nuevo, vaya a estafar con sus cursitos y presentaciones PowerPoint 😂 haga el favor, déjeme a mi y mi doctorado Baylor tranquilo. Saludos a vos, y a tu madre también marginal 😂

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Que risa los chavista de pana, la marginalidad jamás los abandona.

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