Rupert de Renzy-Martin

[Rupert de Renzy-Martin @rupertdrm]

Really @AdmiralUK??? My car insurance is gonna be 44% more than last year when nothing's changed but another year's no claims?? Okbyeeeee...

[Rupert de Renzy-Martin @rupertdrm]

@ScanComputers Mazin'

[Rupert de Renzy-Martin @rupertdrm]

@BCC_Clean_Air I approve of clean air zones. But pleasepleasepleaseplease implement an "Autopay" function.

[Rupert de Renzy-Martin @rupertdrm]

Oooh I like her. One of the protestors who threw soup at the Van Gogh. I think she bang on the money.

[Silent Movie GIFs @silentmoviegifs]

Buster Keaton was born 127 years ago today, on Oct. 4, 1895

[Rupert de Renzy-Martin @rupertdrm]

@fesshole Me too. Couple of beers in the fridge or something.

[Rupert de Renzy-Martin @rupertdrm]

@Hacky007 ??

[Rupert de Renzy-Martin @rupertdrm]

@fesshole What was your mum watching?

[Rupert de Renzy-Martin @rupertdrm]

@anon_opin Yup. And car mechanics.

[Rupert de Renzy-Martin @rupertdrm]

@anon_opin Modern music is shite though, hey...

[Rupert de Renzy-Martin @rupertdrm]

@anon_opin I'll never forget the first time I saw them DJ, at a club in the ski resort of Mayrhoffen, Austria. Was also the first time I heard "Tarantula". Whole room went throwing-massive-shapes-on-tables mental.

[Peckhamplex Cinema @Peckhamplex]

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[Event Prod Awards @eventprodawards]

WINNER ANNOUNCED: Congratulations to
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Award sponsored by @DamHealth

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[Rupert de Renzy-Martin @rupertdrm]

@fesshole Abso-fucking-lutely

[Rupert de Renzy-Martin @rupertdrm]

@anon_opin I agree. I remember a story in the paper about a guy with a gold-plated Lamborghini getting parking tickets all over Kensington. Because getting a staff member to pay your £65 parking fines is less hassle to someone that rich than finding a meter.

[Rupert de Renzy-Martin @rupertdrm]

@fesshole Dick move

[Rupert de Renzy-Martin @rupertdrm]

@BBC6Music They even heard about the crib you bought your moms out in Florida - The Fifth Corridor.
Call the coroner!
There's gonna be a lot of slow singin' and flower-bringin'
If my bur-gu-lar alarm starts ringin'!

"The Warning" by Biggie Smalls

[Rupert de Renzy-Martin @rupertdrm]

Massive shame on @BerkeleyGroupUK and @hackneycouncil for cutting down the 150 year-old
@happymantree despite a massive campaign by local residents to save it. And all to build overpriced flats locals can't afford: https://t.co/mRMpOQPfy5
#ClimateChange #GreedEqualsDeath

[Rupert de Renzy-Martin @rupertdrm]

@FLOTUS @realDonaldTrump One of my new years wishes is that the rumours you're going to divorce him come true... xXx

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

After a new version of Covid-19 is identified, Apple fans instinctively begin queuing up outside hospitals.