Rupesh Maity

I use twitter to share my sometimes funny thoughts.
I can sing (I think). But I wont bother you with that on twitter.

[Rupesh Maity @rupeshmaity]

@chesscom Speaks for itself.

[Brut India @BrutIndia]

He sang AR Rahman’s "Maa Tujhe Salaam" while paragliding and won the internet's heart. @rupeshmaity speaks to Brut about his first viral video.

[LivDemy @LivDemy]

An @arrahman fan like none other!
@rupeshmaity is at the intersection of music, craziness, patriotism, all at once. Bravo!
Original: https://t.co/apMwW2pWJv

[Rupesh Maity @rupeshmaity]

Maa wished me at 11:55pm for my birthday.

Because our wall clock is always 5 minutes ahead.

[Rupesh Maity @rupeshmaity]

Dost ka breakup ho jaye toh bura lagta hai.
Lekin dost ki shaadi ho jaye, toh zyaada bura lagta hai.

[Rupesh Maity @rupeshmaity]

Maa will praise you for simple ordinary things.

Like, being tall 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Rupesh Maity @rupeshmaity]

Using virtual backgrounds

Others: Privacy concerns
Me: Ghar ke andar sookh rahe kapde na dikh jae kisiko.

#RainySeason

[Rupesh Maity @rupeshmaity]

My friends think Google maps is a game. And ETA is the time to beat.

[Rupesh Maity @rupeshmaity]

Your mom knows you are hungry before you know it.

[Rupesh Maity @rupeshmaity]

When your parents catch you eating junk food just before lunch.

[Rupesh Maity @rupeshmaity]

A low key sabzi.

[Rupesh Maity @rupeshmaity]

Friend: Are you a morning person or a night person?

Me: I am a sleepy person. Early to bed, late to rise.

[Rupesh Maity @rupeshmaity]

Me checking my oxygen level.

Dad: Kitna aaya?
Me: 98

Dad: Sharma ji ke bete ka 99 aaya.

[Rupesh Maity @rupeshmaity]

Sometimes, I used to call my sister from the other room, just to ask her to turn on the fan, while I played video games.

And like a doll, she always obeyed.

[Rupesh Maity @rupeshmaity]

@ndtvindia has written about me!

https://t.co/Wia0x6817O

[Rupesh Maity @rupeshmaity]

I am trending on @htTweets !!

https://t.co/KdFsbzzRsa

[Rupesh Maity @rupeshmaity]

My dad, who has always been uncomfortable with smartphones, is now trying to learn how to use whatsapp stories because he wants to show off to his friends.

These are the proud moments we live for.

[Rupesh Maity @rupeshmaity]

Just coz I don't have a fear of heights, doesn't mean I'm a fearless person.

I am afraid of (increasing order):
1. Walking past street dogs at night (sometimes humans too)
2. Fighting a bear (They can rip you apart!)
3. Asking a girl out (They can rip you apart! From the inside)

[Rupesh Maity @rupeshmaity]

Indian Dads don't mind buying an AC. But they do mind when you use it.

[Rupesh Maity @rupeshmaity]

@WBPolice Can you please let us know how much time it takes for an application to be accepted/rejected? I had applied for inter-state epass 3 days ago, but have received no information from your end regarding the same. Is this a technical glitch or does it actually take more time?