Alan Solis

Former chunker turned fitness enthusiast. Marathon Runner turned Sprinter. Father.

[Alan Solis @ruph_haus]

Oh yeah... I'm on Twitter. Join me at the track, won't you? https://t.co/Fjxwg4mvPl

[Alan Solis @ruph_haus]

THIS. IS. NOT. A. GAME. PEOPLE!!!! #Chicago #Cubs https://t.co/HeEz7uDPZ6

[Alan Solis @ruph_haus]

Love solves everything. #lovedropACM #Dallas

[Alan Solis @ruph_haus]

Oh look. President Camacho was just on TV. #doomed #MTVVideoMusicAwards @MikeJudge

[Alan Solis @ruph_haus]

Maurice who cooks fish in the company microwave "every day" must have some intense mercury poisoning. @GEICO #ads #Omega3

[Alan Solis @ruph_haus]

If you know, you know... #PlasticAsianBaby

[Alan Solis @ruph_haus]

I'm lame @ internets. Just saw # pokemongo for 1st time (I refuse to tag properly). Was going to post "Poke Mongo" meme. Late to that party.

[Alan Solis @ruph_haus]

Dear @Kmart : Oof... https://t.co/dZlN6biX3v #Hitler #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

[Deanna Dewberry @whec_DDewberry]

Celebrating surviving cancer with @CSCNorthTX #runbig @NBCDFW

[Alan Solis @ruph_haus]

Why am I here again?? #Dallas #RnRHalfMarathon

[Alan Solis @ruph_haus]

You mean Hattie McDaniel's #Oscar win didn't garner more tweets in 1940 than Leo's last night? How can this be?! #JournalismSoWhite #andDUMB

[Alan Solis @ruph_haus]

Seriously, someone please escort that gentleman to a new seat. I can't be the only one hearing that!! #Woooooooo #SB50

[Alan Solis @ruph_haus]

Everything covered in plastic bags. What are you doing this rainy Sunday morning? #DallasMarathon

[Alan Solis @ruph_haus]

Great Scott!

[Alan Solis @ruph_haus]

That time I ran the #ChicagoMarathon...

[Alan Solis @ruph_haus]

They've lost their goddamn minds. LOVE IT! #SanjayAndCraig #FamilyTime

[Alan Solis @ruph_haus]

Spotted: asshole wait staff guy at restaurant wearing a f*ing knitted winter cap on the edge of his head wiping sweat off his brow. #hipster

[Alan Solis @ruph_haus]

WOW... THAT'S how you hush the critics, me included. What a BEAST. Periscope is a helluva drug...

[Alan Solis @ruph_haus]

Hey Twitter. Long time no tweet. Listen, I still think you suck. Bye again for a long time. #WeDidntWannaKnow #ChooseRandomHashtags

[Alan Solis @ruph_haus]

By request, tweeting the following: I cried watching Freddie Mercury sing "Love of my Life" (Montreal 1981) on YouTube.