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Books,Bakwas and Bad jokes.🤯
(Won't call myself a writer because then my tweets will have to be well written).

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Yeh calligraphy wale bache kya kar rahe hai aaj kal? Google doc pe font change?

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Mujhe bade hokar manager nahi boss banna hai.

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Perhaps, someday I will start sentences with Perhaps.

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Global domination is international football clubs putting chatpate hindi songs.

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Modiji modiji mere boss ne bola ki na koi work from home nahi hoga...

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To all the AI fruits and vegetables cheating on their spouses, GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN.

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The Navratri I Stopped Going To Kanya Bhoj.

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Kids celebrate Taylor Swift getting engaged, legends wait for Popatlal's day.

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I've got old money.
The old money:

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@Rotten_shire99 It's not like the first one. Fun but meh.

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Born to be in the era of " Life In A Metro", forced to be in the era of "Metro In Dino".

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Indian Labubu doll

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Pehle gharpe suno, phir office mein suno aur uske baad call se pehle Amitabh Bacchan ki 10 min suno.

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Ek ladke ko dekha toh aisa laga...
Jaise isko Hinge par dekha hai.

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The real 7D experience is 7 type ka paani with poori.

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Being 25 is feeling 25 things at once.

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Apni blessings count karungi toh mazar nahi lag jayegi?

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Maharaj comes in top watches, because a lot of people watched it confusing it with Maharaja.

Aise hi accidental success dilado koi.

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Kya lagta hai guys, Delhi mein hum kitne saal tak jee payenge aur?

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Yeh jaamnagar jungle school mein admissions kaisa hota hai?

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that time of the year