Mitchell Round

Villa fan. Cricket fan. Cycling fan. I work for Salesforce.

[Mitchell Round @ruschemi]

Made up a new word to describe the descent towards madness and finally death, brought on by the absence of quality sport on the telly: Desportvation.

“I do believe that if the World Cup doesn’t start soon, many men may succumb to desportvation, and perish.”

#worldcup
#england

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@KensingtonRoyal time you featured in a song sir.. I give you.. Villarusalem 🦁

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@ArdenAcademy another lunchtime where the school runs out of food and swathes of children are left to eat confectionary or go hungry. Wondering if you plan to resolve it.

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@niajones92 @Olympics Dutch, please disown your athletic board. This is shameful. Genuinely shameful being forced to have a child rapist represent you. Don’t let this pass without action.

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@FlorePensaert Dressed as an easy-to-swallow paracetamol capsule.

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@LibertyLondon Hi, we’re having trouble with the perfume from day 11 in the calendar. (Order 12670816.) we can’t get into it; wife thinks it might be faulty? Is it possible to send a replacement? Appreciated. Mitch Round.

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@LFC Spurs keep their 3 points. Give Liverpool 1. #Liverpool #PGMOL

[The Bristol Magazine @thebristolmag]

Our October issue is now out. Exclusive interviews with Ken Loach... (will The Old Oak really be his last film?) @ENBallet returns to @BristolHipp, @AnnaMazzotta9's new show at Studio 74, plus so much more in your monthly guide to Bristol: Enjoy! https://t.co/QqikXwgNBR

[Mitchell Round @ruschemi]

@PoemsOnTheTube

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@PoemsOnTheTube Hi. Wondered if you take submissions? I have an autumn themed poem that I hoped you might consider for Autumn 2023. Thanks.. Mitch.

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@PoemsOnTheTube When I leave, I’ll leave in autumn
And bequeath the rest to you
I have been the oak. Now I am the leaf.
Blown away to natures Heath.

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@PoemsOnTheTube As the bustling rivers start to swell
I’ll skip this winter, and bid farewell

When I leave, I’ll leave in autumn
With my final harvest done.
Like the acorn now buried in the ground.
I am not lost. Nor ready to be found.

[Mitchell Round @ruschemi]

@PoemsOnTheTube When I leave, I’ll leave in autumn
Dislodged by an easterly breeze
As the nights grow long and the air grows cold
I’ll turn from green to red, to gold

When I leave, I’ll leave in autumn
Migrating with the birds

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@PoemsOnTheTube I am published, in a small collection of sonnets celebrating the 400th anniversary of Shakespeare’s first folio. Anyway, I’ll share it. Up to you if it makes the cut of course; thanks.

It’s called When I Leave.

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@PGtips wondering when #ChatPGTea will take over the world.

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@AnnaSmithWrites All good thanks! Still a Silhillian, part of a 4-person squad including the wife (Helen Carroll) & two teenagers.

Not my go-to genre generally but I’ll try one of your books! I’ve written a couple of picture book stories so have been researching agents..!

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@AnnaSmithWrites Hey Anna. Just Googling literary agents and you appeared!! We went to school together a hundred years ago. Amazing to see you’re churning out stuff people want to read! Mitch Round.

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Jack Wilshire broke his leg in the first half, but has fully recovered in time for the second half.

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Not saying half time at #SoccerAid is long, but Potch has already been sacked by Chelsea after 6 games without a win.

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@GWandShows To celebrate #chelseaflowershow I attach a sonnet I wrote, to describe the enduring battle we have in our house to keep house plants alive.

🌿 🌻 🌺 🌿

#HouseplantsOfHeaven
#bbcchelsea
#rhschelsea
#chelseaflowershow2023