RU Serious Returns

Totally not the leader of a Space Cult where I'm totally not planning on taking all your money and using slave labor to serve me for eternity.
Stalkers suck.

[RU Serious Returns @RUSeriousIsBack]

Congrats @Google. You took away the low battery warning, and now my Fitbit is useless.

[RU Serious Returns @RUSeriousIsBack]

@aliciavitarelli The "Walking Taco," is called a Frito Pie, and it was invented in New Mexico probably 60 years ago.

Those guys just make it fancy.

[RU Serious Returns @RUSeriousIsBack]

@PHLCouncil What's it going to take to get the trash actually picked up on trash day? Literally over half of the time they skip us.

[RU Serious Returns @RUSeriousIsBack]

@RealJamesWoods Proof there is no God.

[RU Serious Returns @RUSeriousIsBack]

Theory of the Day: The @RealCandaceO attack on @MrsErikaKirk is designed to get Erika sympathy and to legitimize her while feeding the wing-nuts some red meat.

[RU Serious Returns @RUSeriousIsBack]

@Bubblebathgirl @HQNewsNow He makes more than his actual salary in what he charges the government just for golf carts every year.

Yeah... Real generous...

[RU Serious Returns @RUSeriousIsBack]

Congrats @amazonfiretv on an app update that makes it difficult to use your favorite apps and won't let @HBO actually load.

[RU Serious Returns @RUSeriousIsBack]

@philly311 Just curious. What's it going to take to get them to pick up the trash from last Monday and the recycling from last Thursday. Multiple reports sent in and y'all keep saying it's done when it isn't.

[RU Serious Returns @RUSeriousIsBack]

@emptywheel @StephenM The guys we've seen may have Hispanic names, but they're as white as I am.

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

Who's excited to see Green Day tomorrow?

[RU Serious Returns @RUSeriousIsBack]

@WhiteHouse Our stock market is underperforming compared to those in Europe, and much of the gains here are because of a drop in the buying power of the dollar.

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

“I did that. I did that.”

Yesterday at the National Prayer Breakfast, President Trump ad-libbed a “sir” story about how, with just “one phone call,” he personally got Sudan to release a persecuted Christian from prison.

But she was actually freed during the Obama administration in 2014. A year before Trump even became a candidate, more than two before he became president. There is no sign he was responsible in any way. The White House wouldn’t even try today to explain how he supposedly was.

Hat tip to @jackmjenkins for spotting this one before me. My story: https://t.co/c8cQLGTSA4

[RU Serious Returns @RUSeriousIsBack]

Dear @amazonfiretv .

Here's a crazy idea. Update the apps when I'm not using them instead of interrupting what I'm watching to ask if I want to update.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

James Comer spent every day for 2 years and millions of US taxpayer dollars trying to link Joe Biden to Hunter’s appointment to the Burisma board in 2014, but has zero interest in UAE putting $500 million into Trump’s crypto company then getting advanced AI chips from the US.

[Somaliweyn! @kingofSomaliaa]

Now I know why Minnesota!

[RU Serious Returns @RUSeriousIsBack]

@IwriteOK needs to do episodes on Tony Alame. Talk about a bastards with a crazy story.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to the top 5 ments in the world, base, apart, Arrested Develop, Terms of Endear and the 25th Amend.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

WATCH — @dank: “$30 BILLION for 10,000 more ICE agents… that would cover all the ACA subsidies for a year. It would eliminate all medical debt. Trump is making it easier to kill people than keep people alive.”

[RU Serious Returns @RUSeriousIsBack]

@MollyJongFast What if the Epstein files are the distraction?

[RU Serious Returns @RUSeriousIsBack]

@atrupar Jesus