rashmalai

don't have any real ambitions so I'm here until then

[rashmalai @rusewell]

i was

the hand sanitizer

but you,

were the

0.01 percent

-rupi kaur

[rashmalai @rusewell]

If you're from New York and your masjid completed their khatm today, then I know surah zalzalah hit different

[rashmalai @rusewell]

I thought this why my house was shaking

[rashmalai @rusewell]

@ShaekShak Oh alright

[rashmalai @rusewell]

Brother Imaanem making shahada during the #SuperBowlHalftimeShow

[rashmalai @rusewell]

Does the rest of the world call Miles Morales by Kilometers Morales?

[CateCoin @catecoin]

At Catecoin we build utilities
We also 🔥BURRRNNN🔥 tokens!!!

Let’s do this again!
15K Retweets for another burn🔥

Note: After previous burns, the total supply is:
$CATE 87.4 T

Comparison:
$shib 1000 T
$doge Unlimited

#catecoin #catearmy

[rashmalai @rusewell]

@fewandfarbtwn Bad ending

[Wild Zigzagoon @Zigzag_goon]

When a brown girl block you on everything so you become a waiter at a halal Thai restaurant

[rashmalai @rusewell]

Shoulda made it eyes plural to get dajjal shook

[rashmalai @rusewell]

There is actually a story of a pious predecessor who turned a devious lick into an angelic yield

[rashmalai @rusewell]

@kakashiulislam @hold_mahdi Maybe Crash wouldn't have been a bad idea after all...

[dilaawar (cooked) @kakashiulislam]

the masculine urge to ignore all my messages, delete all my social media, go out west and become a farmer

[rashmalai @rusewell]

They really got a game about crossovers crossing over into a game about crossovers
#Sora4Smash

[rashmalai @rusewell]

@kakashiulislam Now I'm not necessarily accusing you or anything but there is a big chance that you "lost" this file on purpose so that you could do it all again

[rashmalai @rusewell]

@kakashiulislam This seems like a plot to summon Groudon...

[rashmalai @rusewell]

@fewandfarbtwn This is literally what is playing when I go for my night walks 😭

[rashmalai @rusewell]

@ZooBear98 Nah I still have to though

[rashmalai @rusewell]

Me: Anime time skips make no sense what were the characters doing the whole time?

Also me: *going back to college after 1.5 years of doing nothing during the pandemic*

[rashmalai @rusewell]

@fewandfarbtwn Real ones hear it differently each line