Chief Swellington

“bro help get me outa here

[Chief Swellington @rush_the_john]

@elonmusk My shit like the spacex ipo, real liquid

[Chief Swellington @rush_the_john]

“He’s heartbroken or he’s heartbreaking?

[Chief Swellington @rush_the_john]

All that was given will be taken from you so might as well use it while you have it!

[Chief Swellington @rush_the_john]

“…and by the grace of God we do overcome that

[Chief Swellington @rush_the_john]

“Listen, I just don’t want to talk to you right now.”

[Chief Swellington @rush_the_john]

She wants to change everything about her for you

[Chief Swellington @rush_the_john]

“This may sound like I’m opening up, misinterpret at your own risk, I’m actually bragging about all this terrible stuff that God graced my life with right now

[Chief Swellington @rush_the_john]

…And a choice of mine is walking into that bar with either God or a gun and I haven’t been wrong choosing the former every time?

[Chief Swellington @rush_the_john]

She said it’s somewhere between choice and fate

[Chief Swellington @rush_the_john]

@BostonMassUSA this is an ad showing off ur hotter younger sister New York?

[Chief Swellington @rush_the_john]

“My fellow Americans, on a beautiful Sunday such as this where the sun still graces our faces, let us come together to steal a moment or two from our enemies so that we may spend it in the most frivolous way possible on ourselves.”

[Chief Swellington @rush_the_john]

He looks around and nothing but whores and politicians as far as the eye can see

[Chief Swellington @rush_the_john]

She said he was more beautiful than gold, whatever that’s supposed to mean

[Chief Swellington @rush_the_john]

Every girl has an under-appreciated hot friend

[Chief Swellington @rush_the_john]

I love doing what’s in my worst interests

[Chief Swellington @rush_the_john]

“As Jesus showed us, pretty much anything is just one good plan away from happening

[Chief Swellington @rush_the_john]

“No yeah I hate the administration

[Chief Swellington @rush_the_john]

I love playing one of my oldest games that I used to call, “made u read, nerd.”

[Chief Swellington @rush_the_john]

“My brother and I will always be those mf’s strung up next to or somehow mysteriously affiliated with our boy Jesus on that cross there in the middle

[Chief Swellington @rush_the_john]

lol “I’m only tweeting because my icloud is full and I want to broadcast the good news a lil while longer tonight