The Real ΔV

livetweeting college engineering house tomfoolery

[The Real ΔV @rushdvhouse]

Looking to establish ΔV colonies at other engineering schools across america

[The Real ΔV @rushdvhouse]

we've reached the point of continually blue balling each other in chat because everyone's projects are controlled

[The Real ΔV @rushdvhouse]

Update: printer has a new, better home

[The Real ΔV @rushdvhouse]

@BestCoastBrian only stupid freshman

[The Real ΔV @rushdvhouse]

Delta V House has completed watching the End of Evangelion.

[The Real ΔV @rushdvhouse]

men have such a way with words

[The Real ΔV @rushdvhouse]

Other member of DV house feels like this is targeted

[The Real ΔV @rushdvhouse]

there’s gotta be a specific demographic of cougars who specifically frequent college towns to specifically get their rocks off with horny college aged dudes who wanna doodlydoo a milf specifically

[The Real ΔV @rushdvhouse]

this constitutes half of the DV house FY2022 defense budget

[matthew. @iAmTheWarax]

the year is 2034. you have just been orbitally dropped onto the battlefield after 29 weeks of training. you are immediately schwacked by a goldfish driving a 70 ton main battle tank.

[The Real ΔV @rushdvhouse]

@oneonlygriffin @EricW1lliams0n

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Merry JWST, ya filthy animals

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Extra Tank Activity completed. Printer is secured for winter break

[The Real ΔV @rushdvhouse]

This is the third toaster so far

[The Real ΔV @rushdvhouse]

DV house is currently embroiled in the Toastergate scandal. Toasters are appearing in the house at random

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"there's a girl coming over later, please no one commit any war crimes"

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the county inspector is arriving at DV house, we are prepared to reenact “Charlie Work” from Its Always Sunny

[The Real ΔV @rushdvhouse]

Maple pear pulled ahead of the pack in our taste tests. More drinkable than either pumpkin spice or marshmallow and not as reliant on the novelty factor. This was the first seltzer of the pack that we can picture ourselves having more of. 7.5/10.