Boy Wonder

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

This white monster needs to chill bro wtf

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

yeah.. *flicks cigarette* i knew the muffin man

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

call it necrophilia the way i’m cracking cold ones

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Imagine waking up and the first thing you gotta grab is a pair of glasses

[🍷~ℍ𝕠𝕥𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕒𝔾𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣~💀 @_takeajoke]

apparently i got covid and i genuinely found out because i was scratching my butt and couldn't smell anything

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

When the Starbucks barista tells me their new toilets are uncloggable.

[👑🗽 @_sosoqueens]

Seems like butt the only safe thing to eat now

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

is there a rule against walking around cvs with some serious Mud Butt

[YøungDivineKing @18prayers]

I genuinely gotta quit rapping bro I just said nigga name not dave but he hanging w some busters

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Just another day for Joey Chestnut 🤷‍

[RAMAYAN @ramayan_69]

3 hours of Dustin Poirier saying "IGBBMN."

[Jum @JesterJum]

Yall be careful on the roads this 4th of July weekend.

Men will be drinking excessively and letting their wives drive them home.

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

and when i am six feet under and bugs are eating my heart…all they will taste is you

[Boy Wonder @rushingchase16]

What could’ve been

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

the boy wipes his ass till its clean, the man wipes until he sees blood

[megalomaniac @urauntiesnudes]

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[Pingus “Lonestar” Johnson @Pingusbeer]

Told a group of older girls across the canal I was 17 bc I’m #afraid to talk to girls. Would rather fish uninterrupted .

[a live corpse @skramzbunny]

how about 5.5 inches and normal. How about employed at an unimpressive job. how about mediocre finances and a complicated relationship with family.

[: @trevorngl]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.