TheNoobKing

Business Analyst | Currently in a Quarterlife Crisis | Optimistic Nihilist

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

🚨 SHOCKER! INDI Alliance MPs OPPOSED the introduction of the Anti-Paper Leak Bill as Opposition MPs stormed the Well of the House, shouting "NO! NO!"

=> The Bill proposes up to ₹10 crore fine, up to 10 years' jail, and fast-track courts to deliver judgments within 3 months.

[Ghar Ke Kalesh @gharkekalesh]

Tej Pratap yadav demands Resignation of PM Modiji while Watering plants in rain💀

[Varun Kumar Rana @VarunKrRana]

He is the only politician in Indian history who didn't resign from the CM post even after being sent to jail. Just a reminder to everyone.

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

🚨 CJP formally calls off protest with immediate effect, says demands have been met by the Govt

[Sidhant Sibal @sidhant]

BREAKING:

Union Education Minister Dharmendra Pradhan resigns.

[SAFFRON LION @SaffronlionX]

A disturbing incident has gone viral on social media. According to the video, a police vehicle was parked on the roadside when the officer suddenly opened the door without checking for oncoming traffic. A motorcyclist collided with the door, resulting in an accident.
What happened next is even more concerning. The officer is seen allegedly slapping and hitting the biker with a baton instead of helping him.
If the video accurately reflects the incident, responsibility does not appear to lie with just one person. Opening a vehicle door onto a busy road without first checking for approaching traffic can itself create a dangerous situation.
No matter who is at fault, violence is not an acceptable response. Law enforcement officers are expected to remain calm, act professionally, and handle such situations according to the law—not with physical force.
Incidents like these can damage public trust in the police. Accountability, fairness, and respectful conduct are essential to maintaining confidence in those entrusted with enforcing the law.

[𝐮𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐳𝐳𝐳𝐳𝐳 ⚡ @Mister_11_11]

Bhai tumhare maa - baap ne emergency dekhi , Power cuts dekhe , roz terror attack hote hue dekh , bade se bada scam dekha hai aur tum unko he " Andhbhakt " bol rahe ho ek lathi charge me

[Mayank Sharma @MayankS3094]

I sold my Mahindra Thar and Tata Harrier to Cars24 in February. It's been 5 months, and my issues are still not resolved.

For my Mahindra Thar, Cars24 deducted ₹500 from my payment for a traffic challan but never paid it. Because of their negligence, I had to visit the authority twice for party peshi and eventually pay the challan myself. Even after the RTO signatures are complete, they are still holding ₹10,000 for the party peshi.

For my Tata Harrier, Cars24 deducted around ₹30,000–35,000 for pending challans. Once again, they failed to pay them. It was only after repeated complaints that the challans were finally cleared.

After my previous post, the Cars24 team contacted me and asked me to delete it, promising that everything would be resolved. I trusted them and removed the post. Today, when I asked for an update, I was simply told to send another email.

This is completely unacceptable. If you can't manage the paperwork and payments properly, why are you taking customers' cars?

Please repost this so more people know what I have gone through. Think twice before selling your car to Cars24. My experience has been nothing but delays, broken promises, and poor customer service.
@Cars24Support @cars24india #ScamAlert #Cars24 #CARS24India #ConsumerRights

[Feminazi Sl@yer 🗡️ @Smash_Gynocracy]

What a F*CKED UP society we Indians have created for ourselves.

Two men got into an accident when a policeman suddenly opened his car's door without looking at the traffic.

Instead of helping and asking if they were injured, the policeman started beating them up. 😡

[Rahul Srinivas @whizkidd]

Don’t know about Rang De Basanti, but let me tell you what some of us millennials actually grew up watching.

I was in primary school during the 1993 Mumbai bombings -- too young to even understand what terrorism meant. But I distinctly remember my mom repeatedly warning me not to pick up anything lying around while playing outside because, you know, it could be a bomb.

That was childhood.

Then came the seemingly endless procession of attacks: the 1993 Mumbai blasts, Red Fort in 2000, Parliament in 2001, the Mumbai bus bombings and Akshardham in 2002, three separate blasts within eight months in Mumbai in 2003, the 2005 Delhi blasts, the 2007 Hyderabad bombings, and the 2008 Bangalore and Ahmedabad blasts.

In July 2006, I was supposed to be on one of the trains that was bombed near Mahim. I stayed back at the office because of a meeting. A completely mundane change of plans is probably the reason I’m alive to type this instead of being a name on a list of the dead.

I remember that evening far better than I remember any stupid movie. Our office went into lockdown. Phones were jammed. People were crying and frantically trying to reach their families. Nobody knew what was happening, whether there were more bombs, or whether someone they loved was lying dead inside a mangled train compartment.

Two years later came 26/11.

I had the misfortune of watching uncensored footage of the aftermath. One clip showed bodies being piled and stacked inside a makeshift room at CST while someone wheeled in another load on a bloodied wheelbarrow, with blood dripping onto the floor. The sanitised footage shown on television didn't come remotely close to what actually happened inside that station.

So yes, us millennials lived through an era where we went to work knowing that the crime of simply boarding the wrong train, getting on the wrong bus, eating at the wrong restaurant, or standing on the wrong street at the wrong fucking moment could get you blown to pieces or riddled with bullets.

Some of us literally went to work wondering, somewhere at the back of our minds, whether this would be the commute we wouldn't come home from.

So please, spare us millennials this sanctimonious horseshit about Rang De Basanti and what some Bollywood movie supposedly should have taught us about how to vote.

[Priyanshu Priyank @PriyanshuP1405]

They created derivatives for groceries

[Maya @mayeahwe]

Degradation of a wife's role in life like that shows the cheap mentality of these lowlives.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Nothing is more important than the welfare and future of our youth!

We have decided to set up fast-track courts to ensure swift and stringent punishment for those involved in paper leaks. Have directed the concerned authorities and officials to take all necessary steps in this regard. This continues our series of steps for safeguarding the interests of students.

Those who try to harm the future of our youth will not be spared.

देश के युवाओं का हित और उनका भविष्य हमारी सर्वोच्च प्राथमिकता है।

पेपर लीक के सभी मामलों में दोषियों को जल्द से जल्द कठोर दंड देने के लिए, केस के त्वरित निस्तारण के लिए फास्ट ट्रैक कोर्ट्स का गठन किया जाएगा। इस संबंध में निर्देश दे दिए गए हैं कि संबंधित विभाग आवश्यक कार्रवाई सुनिश्चित करें।

विद्यार्थियों के हितों को सुरक्षित करने के लिए, सरकार द्वारा लिए जा रहे निर्णयों की श्रृंखला में ये एक महत्वपूर्ण कदम है।

युवाओं के भविष्य के साथ खिलवाड़ करने वाले किसी भी व्यक्ति को बख्शा नहीं जाएगा।

[Wordita @wordi25]

If you’re taking babies to protests, despite knowing that mobs are unpredictable and violence is a very real possibility, it’s on you and your poor awareness and parenting skills

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

i think a lot about that guy in the early 1900s who went to bosnia to the last illiterate communities in europe and found out they were still reciting homer epic-length poems to each other from memory.

but when they became literate they lost the ability to remember the poems

[Acyuta @AgniVesa_07]

Many peeps seem to hv a problem with it, but its good he's sorted out, just hope that he reduces his relentless hitjobs against india's vital infastructural corridors

[Tathvam-asi @tathvamasi6]

Keep sharing guys. Rahul Gandhi’s secret family is exposed. His secret vacations every month are exposed.

There’s nothing wrong in having a family.

Why the secrecy? What’s so secret about his family?

[Acyuta @AgniVesa_07]

I was waiting for his response but seems like he's shit scared lmaoooo

Anyways, we're in contact with his employer, we're providing them with all the relevant proofs of him being blatantly racists towards indians, him gloating about physically attacking indians if he sees one, hopefully, sooner or later, he will be sacked.

This is also an warning shot to all of the people who thinks they can easily get away with being brazenly racist towards indians, if you're actively indulging in dehumanizing indians, then no matter where you're, and whoever you are, we're keeping an eye on you.