Liza Rush

[Liza Rush @rushliza]

I am going to start a thread of laws I would enact if I were president just like @deanie_babies did with his pet peeve list. 1. I would ban wild animals in zoos UNLESS they were injured or it was for rehabilitation purposes. However, absolutely no primates or elephants

[Moe @TheMoeHayek]

This gotta be the craziest timeline of our generation

[Tracy Beanz @tracybeanz]

Sometimes in the absolute worst of tragedy we see the best of humanity. https://t.co/8UmEKR819s

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

“Winter is literally the best season” ok u fucking husky go sit outside then

[Liza Rush @rushliza]

@BrianD1530580 You have 2 brain cells

[Liza Rush @rushliza]

#PalisadesFire from Santa Monica

[nate @homoclassical]

Miranda: The shooter did what he had to do to fight against a corrupt system...
Charlotte: But how can you think (whispers) *shooting* someone is right?
Samantha: Honey, he could shoot inside me anytime he wanted!
Carrie: Big is moving to Paris.

[phones with six ones @phones111111]

1000% tariffs on podcast equipment

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

What happened while I was cleaning my house, paper towelically, can never happen again

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A coffee shop in Singapore invented the "Sweet Little Rain."
This coffee or tea is served with a puff of cotton candy.

The steam from the coffee rises to dissolve the cotton candy, and the puff begins to "rain" onto the coffee cup.

[N.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky 👻💉💊 @DrSpooky_ER]

My car Chapstick is missing and now I gotta move my bedside table Chapstick to my car and it’s fucking chaos

[Circe @vocalcry]

As everyone was talking about the shot that missed Trump, I began to wonder… had I missed my shot with Big?

[Ms. Regular Degular… @Kay_Leinese]

I know the paper towels hate to see me coming in the kitchen.

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

I don’t feel insecure in my height but when I see someone else who’s also 5’2 I’m like ok well that looks ridiculous

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me going non-verbal after he says no

[ed @asherw01fe]

She looks like if you hit her head with a spoon it’d sound like a gong

[Liza Rush @rushliza]

My viscous cycle is I always text and call people on my walks and then they reply when I’m back to my desk & then I get overstimulated

[Liza Rush @rushliza]

All I can think about is dune

[Kyle @KYLEWILDFERN]

this looks like every letter in LGBTQ

[amethyst @gramofparadise]

those definitely goin in my purse