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“the best revenge is living well”
-@JerrySeinfeld

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@NICOLETANYAA The kids are coming to solve all the problems we can’t figure out solo #generationalcontemplation

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It is almost impossible to find both fox socks in the same search #slyeveninclothform #nofoxgiven

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@madmulli I wish tweets were edible #🍪

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III

“Well you made me, so this is at least your fault”

Is a bombshell to win any arguments with your parents

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@NICOLETANYAA @Jamal_vs_world

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@JeremyClarkson @thegrandtour HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT?

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@abby__shannon https://t.co/aXphn6rHt9
Not hard to become a fan

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@NGHTMRE

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@NGHTMRE
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https://t.co/L1IiCegL4v
Just sharin the #gudvibrations as they reveal

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@awonderland We are thinking about u too bunni

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@JerrySeinfeld Man you got ugly

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@JerrySeinfeld The New York Entrance

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@Bernhoft aye aye aye vibes from the crowd

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@NGHTMRE

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I think human live so long because we can brush or teeth #apposablethumbs

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Was anyone else disappointed that Frozen wasn't mostly about the snowman

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@hish_music Is it called Caesar salad because there is romaine #ettu

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The gap between how much I love hour queso is astounding compared to how disparing lukewarm to semi-solidified cheese is to me. #queso

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My B-tier super power is knowing the exact moment the oven is done preheating