Jaiye Jaiye Master

Manchester united is life...

Stay Dangerous

[Jaiye Jaiye Master @Russ934]

Thank you..Knew the guy back in 2009,,alikuwa na Kgs mbaya sana,,Met him a month ago i couldn't believe my eyes....I support you @amerix

[Aura for Aura @ThisManAura]

If you didn't know @amerix when he was 120Kgs+ then you cannot appreciate his weight loss journey and what it meant to his overall psyche.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵🇯🇵 De Zerbi on Mitoma: "I have no words left for Mitoma. He's really underrated but trust me, he's so so underrated. The world of football hasn't understood the value of Mitoma".

"He can be an incredible player for any manager, not just for me. He's insane".

[Shosho Light @carolinespencer]

Tumechangia harusi, tukanunua nguo na pesa zetu, tena unataka tupeana gift?

[- @Tshiimega]

Kanye was able to get another Kim , but Kim wasn’t able to get another Kanye. Understand the difference

[MFALME AUTOMOBILES @ykaleche]

Boy wangu aliniambia nimshikanishe na dame classmate, did so,wakaenda date, jamaa akaitisha kanyama 1kg na tusker lite mbili mbili, halfway jamaa akachomoka, minutes later aka-call dame kumuuliza mbona bado ameketi chini, ama kama akona pesa za kulipia hiyo bill, then akajiondoa

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Kukua hoeless on a friday is very not on brand son

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

Your man won’t get bored of you if you are:

- Slim
- Smiling
- Feminine
- Submissive
- Obeying him
- Supporting him
- Respecting him
- Cooking for him
- Sleeping with him
- Cleaning your home
- Taking care of your looks

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Dear men:

Never think about sleeping with a married woman.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

People are focusing on the sperm which is supposed to be an afterthought. The real issue here is penetration without consent and the fact she told him stop like 300 times and he kept going.

Skit or Real, the point is the same.

[Ian Car Advice Kenya @Caradvicekenya]

I doubt women know what overtaking means to us men. So, never try to tell us when and where to stop. Kama nikuenda kujisaidia, vumilia hadi nairobi and let me overtake this Mark X for my mental health.

[Eric @amerix]

Modern tomatoes are not fit for human consumption.

- Farmed with heavy chemicals

- Ripen with chemicals

- Prolonged half-life with chemicals

So many tomatoes, so few farmers.

Think!

#FoodFriday

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Dem anakupenda genuinely ama anakuLike haezi mind hata ukimpeleka kwa kibanda.. UsiCave in to her pressure to do more than you can, she doesn't like you bro and she never will..

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kazi ya bibi imekua tu kupeana password ya wifi kwa majirani wake waone afro sinema,hapa nikama nitanunua nyahunyo

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

ingia hapa weka filter ya 0-1M itakupea options kibao
https://t.co/2CyVrEKpR9

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

“Only in Africa will thieves be regrouping to loot again and the youths whose future is being stolen will be celebrating it”

~ Wole Soyinka (2020)

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Yaani bibi anakupangia unyurishwe, anatafuta hitmen, wanaongea bei.. Anatafuta pesa.. Anawalipa.. Wanachora plan.. All that time, hajaona anything about you to make her change her mind.. How deep is the hate buana.. Marriages huniogopesha