Russell Butler

[Russell Butler @russellbutler]

Most fools think they are only ignorant.

[Russell Butler @russellbutler]

I wish I were rich.

[Russell Butler @russellbutler]

2012 the Mayans and Nostradamus both picked that date – makes you wonder huh

[Russell Butler @russellbutler]

If at first you don't succeed try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.

[Russell Butler @russellbutler]

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

[Russell Butler @russellbutler]

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that you've got it made.

[Russell Butler @russellbutler]

What is Martha up to?

[Russell Butler @russellbutler]

Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.

[Russell Butler @russellbutler]

Hunting Ferrell is great – the eating is the best

[Russell Butler @russellbutler]

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

[Russell Butler @russellbutler]

When you become senile you won't know it.

[Russell Butler @russellbutler]

Tequila will make her clothes fall off.

[Russell Butler @russellbutler]

Blueberries are good for you. Helps memory

[Russell Butler @russellbutler]

But the second one is up to you and no one else.

[Russell Butler @russellbutler]

I’ll go with the lesser of two evils any day!

[Russell Butler @russellbutler]

No one is in charge of your happiness but you.

[Russell Butler @russellbutler]

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

[Russell Butler @russellbutler]

What is your favorite style of underwear?

[Russell Butler @russellbutler]

Is Cozumel still a good place to dive?

[Russell Butler @russellbutler]

Why do all religions find something special in human blood from the Mayans Aztec