Jeron Russell

My biggest weaknesses are that I’m color deficient and have bowed legs

[Jeron Russell @RussellJeron]

Got your eye on a girl? I'll lend you a baby goat for $5 an hour. Guaranteed conversation w/ her or your money back. (Goat must be returned)

[GrepBeat @grepbeat]

@TSVAnalytics is helping brands keep up with everything happening on social media to drive more successful customer outcomes.

[Seth Newby @Seth7Newby]

“The market giveth and the market taketh away”-@RussellJeron

[Kyla Scanlon @kylascan]

Statistics in One Slide: Sample Mean

Inspired by @ROIChristie's slides on Swensen!

[Jeron Russell @RussellJeron]

@jresser4 Bayes law in action

[Jeron Russell @RussellJeron]

@Veeley15 Bottom of the ocean has some crazy stuff going on.

[WKU SIAM Student Chapter @WKUChapterSiam]

Jerry Shaw @UPS speaks at @wku to @WKUChapterSiam on Linear Algebra, First Derivatives, and Bounded Polytopes Save Lives! in COHH 2117 at 4:30 PM on Feb 26 Pizza & Drink Served with Seminar

[Jeron Russell @RussellJeron]

*intense government meeting nobody is budging*
*meet in the middle by diamond rio comes*
*Trump, Schumer and Pelosi are all taking over by the irresistible urge to square dance*
*compromise is reached neath that old Georgia pine*

[WKU SIAM Student Chapter @WKUChapterSiam]

Jerry Shaw @UPS speaks at @wku to @WKUChapterSiam on Some Commercial Uses of Nontrivial Mathematics? in COHH 3121 at 4:30 PM on Feb 5 Pizza & Drink Served with Seminar

[Jeron Russell @RussellJeron]

Thought: lemme try yoga
*pulls up YouTube video*
*mimics instructor’s pose by sitting criss cross applesauce*
*fights off the pain to hold the pose*
*realization hits followed by horror*
This was no yoga pose. This was meant to be a comfortable sitting position.

[Jeron Russell @RussellJeron]

I believe I am the first human to notice the following, and it will be added to my resume:

Season 6 episode 4 of Psych there is a short scene where the characters become comic book characters. A quote bubble incorrectly uses “to” instead of “too.”

[Jeron Russell @RussellJeron]

@ElPortero44 Whiplash?

[Jeron Russell @RussellJeron]

@iamMrHarris @bentleycalc I’ll start sending you my homework if you all are really itching for a good time.

[Jeron Russell @RussellJeron]

@mattlaw5T Finals helped you stay in the denial stage. A long slow process remains

[Jeron Russell @RussellJeron]

@mattlaw5T https://t.co/s2QUwIWoIa

[chloe @aechantings]

how do you cancel a show with a scene like this, america explain

[Jeron Russell @RussellJeron]

@ElPortero44 Probably from reading this tweet

[Jeron Russell @RussellJeron]

@PelonTeacher Physics didn’t prepare me very well for my discrete math test tomorrow, but other than that all is well.

[Jeron Russell @RussellJeron]

@ElPortero44 He kind of annoys me

[Jeron Russell @RussellJeron]

@mattstahl97 Why have I not received this good news yet

[Jeron Russell @RussellJeron]

@ChaseLikes *elementary school

[Chase @BuffetAbuser]

@RussellJeron Your class also beat mine in the championship kickball game.