Russell Cris Muñoz ®

Providing the world flavor like Mutton Pepper. Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained...

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Que empiecen los domingos de the last of us🥺

[©️Hris S.A. 🏁◽️🟦◽️ @ChrisMax74]

FACTO!
Cuando por fin se tiene en cuenta tu opinión 😬🤣

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Ahora con estos aranceles de 145% me va tocar pelear con mi mujer la semana antes que salga el iPhone 17…🤣

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So what are we saying now for “Tweet�� are we X’ing?, Did we X’d it or we Multiplied it? Asking for a friend…

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@meelonmuskusa 345289

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So this is my first @cryptocom customer service experience, I opened my account while working overseas and now I can’t access my account cause they refuse to help update to my Honduran number. 2 weeks of providing proof of residence and nothing.

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Con estos precios tan accesibles del iPhone 15 uno ya puede tener un amante de nuevo.. #iPhone15

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They’re not called ex’s but rather individuals who’s lives were graced with your presence and the opportunity to improved their standards but we’re overwhelmed with the task. #fridaymood

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May God Bless those shooting stars, wherever they go..
@caracolmemoirs

[Russell Cris Muñoz ® @russellmunoz]

Life of a Shooting Star

The sudden loss of a family member or love one is an uneasy and involuntary cause for reflection. It’s a wake up call and harsh reality check of how fragile life can be but wether it’s illness,age or a tragic incident this loss forces us to look inward.

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As such when faced with the passing of someone dear to us, like the fallen star we shouldn’t dwell on its faith but rather reminisce about how it glistened across our sky, because that shooting star might have been lifes way of reminding you to never take yours for granted.

[Russell Cris Muñoz ® @russellmunoz]

If I said I love you it was my dick talking…#love

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Coffee is just Tea’s sexy sister.. #CoffeeLover #Coffee

[Russell Cris Muñoz ® @russellmunoz]

@XiomaraCastroZ en China comiendo arroz mixto con carne y camarón y ustedes pendejos que votaron por ella es “Pa fuera se van” a buscar brisa sin luz.. De Guatemala a Guatepeor.. Traeme un camisera de allá Tia y saludos al Presidente Manuel Zelaya @manuelzr la mera verga de Hnd

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Relax, if life was perfect then Weekends, Reality Shows, Medicine and Memes wouldn’t exist. #MondayMood

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Whenever you think you’re having a bad day, remember there is a lady in Asia being paid $5 a day to dip rubber cocks in red dye…

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#Wisdom #sundayvibes

[Russell Cris Muñoz ® @russellmunoz]

Claim 2 fame these days is just posting in a bikini & having a 1/2 bit apple on the back of your phone.

Don’t worry when your 15mins of “Damn she look good” turns into “Fuck she mash up now” you’ll understand life doesn’t measure value in likes & pussy don’t age like rum #truth