Laz Montes Enjoyer

season ticket holder—lifelong hawks fan—dk metcalf stan—more than anything a SEAHAWKS TWEETER #bigdumper

[Laz Montes Enjoyer @russelshmilson]

@Antsost21155771 @AlfieChatTW Correct take

[Zak Wood (zakwood96.bsky.social 🦋) @ZakaZ96]

PLEASE GO WATCH WILDWOOD THIS WEEKEND PEOPLE

[Seth @sethsfilmreview]

Support this film. Don’t let creations like this die.

[Laz Montes Enjoyer @russelshmilson]

@yinzer35 @__December_Baby We got videos of crackers doin the same shit you fuck face

[Sheil Kapadia @SheilKapadia]

49ers three worst offensive games of the last two years, based on EPA per drive:

Div. round vs. Seahawks
Week 18 (2025) vs. Seahawks
Week 5 (2026) vs. Seahawks

Yesterday was a 16th percentile offensive performance. First four games were all 70th percentile or better.

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

me at the sushi restaurant after one sake bomb and a california roll i ate with a fork

[Blowen’ Wilson🔱 @MarinersGlaze]

I'm gonna miss your calls, Rick.

[Laz Montes Enjoyer @russelshmilson]

@nextlevelaspen @GTAVI_Countdown Foreal, this shouldve started back in 2013

[Laz Montes Enjoyer @russelshmilson]

Oh wow we throw it to Jsn and we score?? What a surprise! Use your weapons

[Laz Montes Enjoyer @russelshmilson]

Be less predictable in the red zone my goodness

[Laz Montes Enjoyer @russelshmilson]

I’m gonna need them to stop handing it off to Emanuel Wilson up the gut every time

[Mariners Playoff Hopeful @MsPlayoffHope]

Laz blast: Colorado radio, Rizzs call, extended.

[Laz Montes Enjoyer @russelshmilson]

@MLB @MiLBMariners @Mariners Remember it now, he will be an mvp

[Laz Montes Enjoyer @russelshmilson]

@TyDaneGonzalez Laz is undeniable

[Laz Montes Enjoyer @russelshmilson]

@MarinersSteve He is so real

[Mariners PR @MarinersPR]

Lazaro Montes (age 21) is the second-youngest player in @Mariners history with a pinch-hit home run, trailing only Hall of Famer Ken Griffey Jr., who recorded 2 pinch-hit HR before turning 21-years-old.

[Laz Montes Enjoyer @russelshmilson]

@MarinerMuse This goddamn franchise

[Laz Montes Enjoyer @russelshmilson]

@NFL_Stats What 2019 game was that again?

[Mike Barwin @MikeBarwin]

GOD POSTING THIS NEVER GETS OLD

[Laz Montes Enjoyer @russelshmilson]

@MsPlayoffHope He’s the best