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HELLO ONLY READ ALL OF TWEET IN RUSSIAN ACCENT PLEASE
Mother Russia has lot to say, you follow or die in snow, mother fuck.

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HUMAN BITE MOSQUITOES

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READ MY HILARIOUS NEW TWEETS MOTHER FUCK @NobodySaysThese

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FOLLOW ME MOTHER FUCKS! NO TWEETS UNTIL I HAVE MANY MORE FOLLOWS!

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WHAT THE FUCK IS A FILLOW... IT SEEMS AS THOUGH I HAVE MADE A TYPING MISTAKE

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FOLLOW ME MOTHER FUCKS! NO TWEETS UNTIL I HAVE MANY FILLOWS

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, VODKA SWALLOW YOU

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU TURN UMBRELLA CORPORATION INTO ZOMBIES

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BOOK READS YOU

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CAR PARKS YOU

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COLD CATCHES YOU

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BRIGHTNESS ADJUST YOU

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ACCOUNT CREATE YOU

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TRIX FOR ADULTS

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CONVENIENCE STORE ROB YOU

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, KONY STOP YOU

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, FISH PUT YOU IN SMALL TANK

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, GUN FIRE YOU

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MTV PLAYS MUSIC & NO 16 YR OLD ARE PREGNANT

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DISNEY CHANNEL DIDN'T SCREW UP

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ONE DIRECTION STILL GAY