Mason Ledbetter

[Mason Ledbetter @russianbotwomyn]

Sick burn alert: your ass is so flat the CDC just used it in a meme about flattening the curve

[Mason Ledbetter @russianbotwomyn]

Jar jar binks more like jar jar twinks hubba hubba

[Mason Ledbetter @russianbotwomyn]

I'm on this new diet called vitamins and gum it's going pretty well
#fitness #HealthyFood

[Mason Ledbetter @russianbotwomyn]

Just went to my first yogurt class, I just about tore my perineum

[Mason Ledbetter @russianbotwomyn]

You know what guys I'm a great person I read to the deaf every weekend

[Mason Ledbetter @russianbotwomyn]

Really hoping my kidneys dyed my urine green in honor of st Patrick's day and not for some serious underlying medical condition.
#StPatricksDay

[Mason Ledbetter @russianbotwomyn]

My new drag persona is a Laura dern impersonator named lorna doone

[Mason Ledbetter @russianbotwomyn]

Does anybody know how to do computers? I wanna change my wifi name to [Borat voice] my wifi, but I don't know how 😢😢

[Mason Ledbetter @russianbotwomyn]

Just got a large overdraft fee reversed.

Pro-tip no one likes listening to a grown man who is crying.

[Mason Ledbetter @russianbotwomyn]

I really hope the HR department finds this funny

[Mason Ledbetter @russianbotwomyn]

This weekend for my woman in film class I have to watch several episodes of sex and the city
it sure is nice when your homework perfectly syncs up with your weekend plans

[Mason Ledbetter @russianbotwomyn]

New Halloween costume idea Megan Kelly Anne Conway Twitty I call it.
#dibs

[Mason Ledbetter @russianbotwomyn]

Today I saw a really hot mailman I asked him if he was a mail model
He didnt find it funny either

[Mason Ledbetter @russianbotwomyn]

How dare you im like the yogurt I ate earlier cultured
#yogurt

[Mason Ledbetter @russianbotwomyn]

This is my audition for a soap opera

[Mason Ledbetter @russianbotwomyn]

Hes like what the pirate says about the steering wheel on his crotch driving me nuts

[Mason Ledbetter @russianbotwomyn]

People tell me im like a corpse flower it takes me a while to open up but then its like oh boy too much that stinks

[Mason Ledbetter @russianbotwomyn]

I'm at some hippy restauraunt downtown I swear ive never seen so many men and women who look like stevie nicks, not even at a stevie nicks concert
#gobacktocoachella #pachulistank

[Mason Ledbetter @russianbotwomyn]

As a species can we start calling forks food tridents

[Mason Ledbetter @russianbotwomyn]

If I ever work in tinsel town I feel like they will call me one take mace not because of any particular acting prowess but because I always take a penny rather than leave one