Rach

well-rounded weirdo / 27 for now

[Rach @russianparakeet]

I’m cold and my head hurts 😡😡😡😡 return my blood to me

[Rach @russianparakeet]

I got my blood drawn this morning and i think they took too much I want my blood back

[Rach @russianparakeet]

Why did they need six vials?? SIX??? Give it back

[Rach @russianparakeet]

@BlGSTUPlDBABY I broke a toilet on my first day and it made the basement storage below flood, they had to call in an emergency plumber and throw away tons of ruined supplies. They refused to tell me how much it all cost so I’m assuming it was a fucking lot.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Rach @russianparakeet]

I would like to not be sick anymore. It’s been 4 years and I am so very tired all of the time. Make me healthy now, pls and thank you.

[Rach @russianparakeet]

@elbowrocket I’d love one, I only come on here still to keep up with my fav artists and everyone is migrating platforms now

[Rach @russianparakeet]

New thing I’m doing: five minute watercolors before bed.

Gets the last minute “I don’t want to sleep, i want to make things!” impulse out of my brain and lets me go to sleep more satisfied

Tonight, a quick, messy, cute little cactus!
Goodnight all😊

[Rach @russianparakeet]

There are power tools involved and no, it apparently cannot wait until tomorrow

[Rach @russianparakeet]

Having a DIY boyfriend is fun and cool until he decides to start a new home improvement project at 10:30pm

[Rach @russianparakeet]

@CashApp $arlynn57

[Rach @russianparakeet]

@LZats As someone who had long covid after my first time getting it, then catching it a second time two years later, the second time was much easier. Still unpleasant but nowhere near as bad as the first round!

[Rach @russianparakeet]

I sound like I’ve been chain smoking for a week straight and I have no regrets.

[Rach @russianparakeet]

I had strep, got meds, then once I wasn’t contagious and my Dr said OK, I went to a concert and a comedy show.
Now, surprising no one, my voice is totally shot.

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Chronic pain is your body is screaming “im in pain” and you are like ok what’s wrong and your body's like “that part is actually a secret”

[Rach @russianparakeet]

My tomato sauce is the best tomato sauce.

[Rach @russianparakeet]

I’m sorry, I lied. Look at my cool hair. It matches my thrift store purse. I’m a budget queen.

[Rach @russianparakeet]

I’m sorry I can’t hear you over how fucking good my hair looks

[Rach @russianparakeet]

No I will not provide a picture for evidence. I look good as hell and you’re not allowed to look at me.

[Rach @russianparakeet]

@itsfaer I’m scared