russ 🌙

ur favorite moms favorite mom

[turnip 🃏 @HaoTurnip]

I manipulate people (be nice to them) to get them to do what I want (be happy)

[left4rat IS SEEING TUCKER ⋆˙⟡♡ @left4rat4]

when i’m 90 and my grandson starts singing the peace by underscores

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

my aesthetic

[machine yearning eng in SF 8/4-8/28 @confusionm8trix]

cell phone… self own… they have played us for absolute fools

[Hourly Teyvat ❄️ @HourlyTeyvat]

SNEZHNAYA PRE-LOAD TOMORROW LETS GOOOOO!!! 🥳

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

every time

[Jey @rafari_J]

Now that I’m 22 I just wanna say you older niggas that were dating my hgs when we were 16-18 are sick

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@sama What if you just talked to your children

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

you can charge $20 for a sandwich now, even if it’s not that good. you didn’t used to be able to charge $20 for a sandwich — especially if it wasn’t that good — but you can now

[(No) Signal @NopeSignal]

They’re really trying to make Barbenheimer happen again. Like a bunch of black Mesa scientists fruitlessly trying to recreate an experiment that was only successful once on accident.

[s t e r e o is seeing janescores!!!!!!!! @inkaybiggestfan]

THIS IS TAKING ME OUTTTT 😭😭😭

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

What a winning message for 2028!

[kaitlyn🛸 @fearlesskait]

“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it”❤️‍🩹

[z - SJ 🧢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @bunnydwatts]

crazy how he says “and women” and the men’s smiles get WIPED off of their faces

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

“Girl, 9”

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

😐

[ren 🍂 @sskk_lover1]

watched a show with my friend and she said “they fuck nasty don’t they” the second my fav ship showed up