Njeri

Can count to ten. Chronic RBF. Superpower: Procrastination.

[Njeri @rusticwiny]

Make it your goal to live a quiet life, minding your own business and working with your hands.

[Njeri @rusticwiny]

Please respond to DM @Safaricom_Care @AskPayPal @PayPal

[Njeri @rusticwiny]

Colonel?!

[Noir Jr. @Fallering]

The spellling of “phlegm” is so unnecessary.

[Njeri @rusticwiny]

@citizentvkenya When does it stop?

[Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed]

Whoever made this one- you work with the sheitan!

[Njeri @rusticwiny]

God bless the random lady that told me I looked pretty today. That little kind word meant a lot, considering my situation and how the last few days have been.
Will try and pass it on.

[Gado Cartoons @iGaddo]

Waiguru Vs King Kaka!
In your ⁦@StandardKenya⁩
#Wajinganyiyi

[Njeri @rusticwiny]

@AnneWaiguru If it walks and quacks like a duck... #IstandWithKingKaka

[Bazenga @brendawambui]

HIT AND RUN, PLS RT:

At around 12pm, an old man was hit on Mbagathi Way near Highrise by a boda THEN by a white vehicle campaigning for Imran Okoth.

The car made a U-Turn and sped off.

He is in critical condition at KNH.

If you have any more info, please let me know.

[Sura Mbaya @surambaya]

If you missed this from earlier this year in May, here it is:

"Kenyan treasury officials quietly flew out to Europe and the United States to drum up support for a new $2.5 billion Eurobond—the country’s third in five years."

https://t.co/mUfFcFJFIY

[Renee @ReneeEzra]

My next couple of tweets are about the horrible ordeal that I went through @bangkok_airways in Thailand at the Bangkok airport and @TurkishAirlines the international flight I booked with from Nairobi to Cambodia!
Kindly bare with me! It’s a long Read! I’m infuriated!

[Njeri @rusticwiny]

Even at this big age I occasionally miss Jane 😔

[Njeri @rusticwiny]

At @KeEquityBank yaya branch and the queues are ridiculous and the customer service is wanting. Yet to be served more than an hour later 🤦🤦

[Njeri @rusticwiny]

What do we tell the god of procrastination...?

Not today.

[Mutichilo Mike @Mutichilolaw]

Sad story! As Received:
@DCI_Kenya @KenyaPolice3 @fidakenya
Imagine boarding a matatu in the early morning to report to work. Imagine that you have to alight at the furthest bus stage and you are left as the only passenger in the vehicle.

[Engineer Fredrick @difre10]

I specialize in the installation of #Homelifts, like this one. Rt,like, my next client is on your timeline.
#IkoKaziKe

[Njeri @rusticwiny]

@KaluhisKitchen Tried your fish burger with mango tartar sauce and it was sloppy and delicious 😋... Thanks for the inspiration 😊

[Simplicity...... @kerubosonia]

This is very sad 😭😭😭😭 how do u torture such a small baby, for heaven sake 😔😔😔

[Watch_Dogs @lu_kei]

VIEWER DISCRETION😢😢😢😢

The Kenya Mpya bus KCN 587S has just ridden over a lady at kahawa sukari trying to escape traffic police.

She's grossly injured but has been rushed to hospital in a K.U ambulance.

[Njeri @rusticwiny]

😂😂😂...🤦

[Daily Nation @NationAfrica]

We don't have a food crisis, but a challenge of distribution ~ DP Ruto