Jay Covington

Libertarian, Longhorn, Dad, Lucky, a highly respected anonymous source.

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@WesC512 @RedditCFB Most everyone put Texas over OU. This tweet didn’t go as you planned.

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@BillySlappa @RedditCFB So that TAMU has anything at all to support their rank.

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@RedditCFB @jockosports @joearruda9 @henrygreenstein, TX & OU have the same record. TX has a better win. TX has a much better loss & was week 1. TX beat OU, neutral field. OU didn’t score a TD. You have OU & TX ranked next to each other, but OU on top. How do you remember to breathe? #dumb

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Calling it. Walk-off balk. #WorldSeries

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Heading to the bottom of the 18th: Is this game gonna interfere with the Horns game, 11am Saturday? #WorldSeries

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@Equality7d2521 @JeffPassan 50-50 night: Shohei Ohtani became the first ever member of the 50-50 club, fifty homers and fifty stolen bases in one season. He blasted past the landmark, in fact.
He had 10 rbi’s over 6 hits including a single, two doubles, and three home runs. He also stole two bases.

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Never ask a #celebrity on the street for an autograph. Never ask a celebrity for a selfie. Just say “Hi. Big fan. I loved you in ‘Wall Street’” even if they weren’t in that movie. Then just walk away.

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@realDonaldTrump , when are you going to rename Lake Ontario? #maga

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@pontifex, Are you a #Cubs fan or a #WhiteSox fan? Don’t lie. God is watching.

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@andybehrens 2028*. Arch will win three Nattys and three Heismans for the Longhorns.

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Prediction 2024: #Longhorns defeat #Aggies 33-24, sealing the game with a late INT. #lonestarshowdown

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Why didn’t a single questioner ask #Rowe: “If a local police officer *did* see someone with a rifle, what was the *exact* protocol on that day that the officer was supposed to use to relay that info to the Secret Service?”
#TrumpAssassinationAttempt

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@joshbestilll @BestPixMN You COULD care less? Okay.

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@bbierschbach New lone star state? Uncool.

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@finebaum 1. UGA
2. MICH
3. WASHINGTON
4. TEXAS

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@finebaum If it comes down to Texas and a Bama for the 4-spot in the #CFP, which team should go?

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#joebiden will get through primary season, then state he’s not going to run again, then the #DemocraticParty will nominate #hillaryclinton. #Election2024

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10:14 CDT. MIDDLE NINTH. CALLING IT NOW. #schwarbomb walk-off. #nlcs

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Cubs 4 - 0 Brewers. #CapsOn #OpeningDay #OpeningDay2023 #GoCubsGo #CubsWin #FlyTheW

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When one hears FOREIGN AID, one should think EMBEZZLING and MONEY LAUNDERING. When one hears WAR, one should think EMBEZZLING and MONEY LAUNDERING. #ukrain #UkraineWar