Mike Russell

Widnes Viking. Beard enthusiast. Purveyor of all things ludicrous. Love spotting spelling mistakes or people who misspeak and try to hide it.

[Mike Russell @rusty103]

Her mate is FUMING! #pointless

[Mike Russell @rusty103]

@Jason26846678 @donmcgowan Seems you have been bestowed the power to call a general election @donmcgowan - congratulations.

[Mike Russell @rusty103]

With @andyburnham @LindsayHoyle_MP and @lisanandy - are we staring down the barrel of the most pro Rugby league house ever?…

[Peter Just @exPremiers]

❤️ I love researching Hansard.

💡 Just found this from Hartley Booth (Margaret Thatcher's successor as Finchley MP) in 1992.

🗣️ 'Hon. Members will be grateful to hear that I have consulted the people of Finchley on the issue—

🗣️ '[HON. MEMBERS: "What did she say?"]'

[Mike Russell @rusty103]

@Darcy2988 @ShepherdWales @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour Hey. They arrested Mandelson x

[Mike Russell @rusty103]

@elonmusknews30 A. Yes

[Mike Russell @rusty103]

@MatouEcureuil @MacRumors Same! Thought I was going mad!

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

Me, in Tesco’s tonight deciding which community project to invest my little blue token in.

[Mike Russell @rusty103]

@Terrabang_ Was a bit rubbish tbf. Really empty when we went.

[Mike Russell @rusty103]

X, formerly known as Twitter, is changing fast.

The algorithm thinks you click something once that that’s all you want to see.

Here are 10 things you won’t want to see but is all you’ll see on your feed for days 🪡🧵(1/10)
#satire

[just a @F466OT]

The three blind mice if they were lgbt

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

my brain at 3 am

[Grace @graceyldn]

🎶 Must be the reason why I’m…

[Gems @gemsofbabus_]

Today is 2 July 2025!

>Exactly 9,131 days ago, the year 2000 began.
>Exactly 9,131 days from now, the year 2050 will arrive.

It means that this is the EXACT Halfway Point.

And after today, we will be closer to 2050 than 2000.

[Mike Russell @rusty103]

@BListAtCapital “Ripe” 😂

[Peston @itvpeston]

Who said it?: Corbyn or Farage? 🗣️

During this week’s break we asked @johnmcdonnellmp and @TiceRichard to guess who said each quote 💬

How many did you get right?

And what do you think of Farage adopting some of the language of the left?

Let us know below ✍️👇

#Peston

[Mike Russell @rusty103]

I don’t normally post or retweet but god help me, @RobertJenrick is utterly useless. A shadow justice minister, who evidently wants to lead his party, stuttering and freezing in the headlights when asked why he didn’t report someone carrying a knife!#uselesstories

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Robert Jenrick's little stunt backfired.

[Jim Dickson MP for Dartford @Jim4Dartford]

So true…!