Rusty Algo

I trade. I also make fun of everything else. Lessons from the losses, jokes from the rest. Your cheaper education.

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Down 90% from peak. Alberta separation is officially a crypto coin.

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BIG DAY TOMORROW

ALBERTA IS HAVING A REFERENDUM ON WHETHER IT WANTS TO LEAVE CANADA OR NOT

THE ODDS OF IT PASSING ARE NOW DOWN TO JUST 3% FROM AROUND 30% AT ITS PEAK

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

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@RushilM_ @netflix @NetflixIndia According to Netflix, family is where the Wi-Fi is.

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@Ryanair_IT Delays. Only thing you’re generous with.

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@WealthEnrich There’s a ring light in the corner. That’s the real income stream.

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@A_OConnor83 Finally. Mine has been dragging me to the wine aisle since 2019.

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@mumbaiheritage The 9:12 Virar fast. Cardio, wrestling and a spiritual awakening, all in one ticket.

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@CratersOfMumbai Two Americans in wool suits at the Gateway in October. Plant the trees before this becomes an international incident.

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@chefsevenn Their ice cream machine already does this for free.

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@Kalshi Licence to chill.

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@atrupar That’s how I explain the neighbour’s lawnmower in my garage.

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@amorxo333 They start a podcast.

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@DealsDhamaka That fridge has more foreign exposure than my mutual fund.

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@FoxNews Me answering an unknown number.

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@accekid Gary Lineker has entered the chat.

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@Rainmaker1973 And I put three of those in my tea like it’s nothing.

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@Polymarket Turns out “You’re absolutely right!” is very expensive to say.

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@NoContextBrits The water now takes the scenic route.

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@global_bests Not pondering life. Grieving 12 years of hay.

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@CanaduhOh And then apologise in all three.

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@readswithravi Said it seven times. Pretty sure the rot already started.

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@Barchart Indian investors reading this: SIP band nahi karna.