Rusty Bower

Information Security Engineer / Professional Packet Herder

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

In 2000, Vince Carter stunned the world when he literally dunked over a 7-foot human being.

It was called the “Dunk of Death.”

Twenty-five years later, that moment stands as a symbol of what the human body is capable of when it’s free.

Because today, most of us can’t even touch our toes.

According to Harvard Health, the average American spends 10 and a half hours a day sitting.

Vince Carter defied gravity. But most of us don’t even have the energy to defy our chairs.

And the longer we stay still, the faster we die inside. 🧵

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Managed to successfully break and recovery my k8s cluster tonight...

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How soon before I can have USB-C for everything?!

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Literally nobody understands how a 4way stop works

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New life goal. Play a dead body on TV.

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If I won the lottery, I think the only thing that would change is hiring a personal barista

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I just watched someone spend 5 minutes trying to check a bag on a United terminal. They were flying Delta.

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I need one of those jobs where I can expense golf

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I enjoy cooking, but I think I’d enjoy it more if I didn’t have to do it at the end of a long day

[Christopher Marotta @SomeIntern]

@rustybower we are all prepped for this weekend!

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I want to move all my 2fa to a Yubikey or something, but I'm terrified I'll forget/lose it.

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Who needs monitoring when people just text you when things are broken.

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@NamelessRogue I was literally thinking about this song today. Except the Godzilla remix.

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@nimby @brooklyn99

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Why did nobody tell me @brooklyn99 was so funny?

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@LadyHennHenn It’s always low quality crap too :(

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Stayed up late to fix my coffee maker. I’m aware of the irony.

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On today's episode, how much coffee can one man drink before his heart explodes?

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I am the worst frontend developer on the planet

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We’re approaching the dark time between curling and golf seasons