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these pretzels are making me thirsty. engineering manager & developer. dad.

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@sim_kern Couldn’t possible have been predicted 🤣

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@sim_kern Started skating with my son (39 and 8) this fall and am recovering from a broken ankle still.

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@drunkenwood Cnc the dados?

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@joeydanna Very happy they put masks in the game to encourage it with kids and trickle up to adults

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Daughter: hey dad, in Toca Boca I went to the police station and got a bunch of masks so we can pretend it’s COVID in this world too!

This one is really messing with me.

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Minimum Viable Product.

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I somehow look worse after a shower and shave than I did with a week’s neck beard and 3 days no shower. Cool cool cool.

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@myobie Yes, I’m an expert at being competent in several things of no importance.

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@mmrobins Been enjoying my time at https://t.co/hrxhCKcgAO a lot! If you’re interested lmk!

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@geeksam Do you think that the tinted glasses over time have lessened your tolerance? I don’t know how it works, curious if that’s even possible.

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@gfmurphy I have thoughts about this… 🧵 1/?

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We lost a treasure in Betty White today, but at least we still have Baddie Winkle for now.

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Ray: can you guys get up? Gary is hungry.

Wife: who the heck is Gary?

Ray: my stomach.

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I got a quest 2 for Xmas and I have time off but my kids are too young to play it with me so it feels mean to indulge. So looking forward to playing

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On this Christmas Day I’m reminded of the year I got some Stussy shoerts, roller blades, and wraparound sunglasses. Immediately went to the ft lauderdale strip to cruise my chubby, preteen bod around showing off my coolness.

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@joeydanna Does she ask for the raw footage?

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I’m “I just laughed out loud at a JibJab” years old.

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@myobie This is a good thing. Keep going

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My body: hey man, let’s eat mini quiches, pizza, Dino nuggets, and some chips and guacamole. Sounds like exactly what we need.

Also my body: wtf bro why did you do that here have some sick ass heartburn