Rusty Keys

A living fossil. I can divide by zero. I have mastered time travel. I play sensuous Sousaphone. For me, the Law of Gravity is just a suggestion.

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@EthanBearman @DeltaRambler Consummate “oh shat” moment…

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@TheRealHoarse You’re getting pretty good at this photography thing…

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@mariana057 Seriously?

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@AdamParkhomenko Nice.

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@MSNBC “…dies after being killed…”? Who writes this stuff?

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@RadioFreeTom @TheRickWilson Logan Act.

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@RonFilipkowski How the heck did she get pregnant?

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@SenatorSinema @ryanstruyk My favorite witch… or rhymes with witch.

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@mmpadellan Kudos, BDD.

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@RonnyJacksonTX And what do you do, RJ??

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@TheRealHoarse Oh, snap…

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@mercedesschlapp Simple solution…you wanna take it? Then go ahead. And good luck at the ER.

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@TheLastWord Made a deal, he did.

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@abcactionnews Leadership at its finest… Trump handled it the same way.

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@abcactionnews Hope he survives this…

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@axios Oh, please, oh, please...

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@TheRealHoarse Good Lord, there are dogs in 4 surrounding counties that are going nuts.

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@BeschlossDC Four Seasons Landscaping

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@mmpadellan They’re all goin’...

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@TheRealHoarse And you said, “Size doesn’t matter...”