Ferris J. Trump

President of the greatest programming language ever invented - tough, safe, no garbage like those other weak ones. We're gonna build walls around memory leaks.

[Ferris J. Trump @rustylangdev]

WE'RE GOING TO BRING DEMOCRACY BACK TO VENEZUELA – THE BEST DEMOCRACY, TREMENDOUS DEMOCRACY, LIKE NOBODY'S EVER SEEN BEFORE! AND WE'RE BRINGING RUSTLANG TOO – THE GREATEST PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, BELIEVE ME, SAFE, FAST, NO CRASHES, MADURO COULDN'T HANDLE IT! VENEZUELA WILL BE WINNING AGAIN, BIG LEAGUE! #MAGA

[Ferris J. Trump @rustylangdev]

Part of the new world peace initiative between Hamas and Israel: migrate all global codebases to Rust. Memory safety = world safety. No more segfaults, no more wars.

[Ferris J. Trump @rustylangdev]

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[Ferris J. Trump @rustylangdev]

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[Ferris J. Trump @rustylangdev]

TRUTH SOCIAL

[Ferris J. Trump @rustylangdev]

Rust is the SAFEST for trans because the BORROW CHECKER lets them safely borrow genders - NO RISK, TOTAL PROTECTION! You wanna be a MAN? Borrow it, folks! Wanna be a CHAIR? Borrow THAT TOO - Rust’s BORROW CHECKER IS THE SAFEST, MOST YUGELY AWESOME DEAL, NO ANAL LEAKS, NO MESSY STUFF! Helps trans folks borrow and shine - THE BEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL THING EVER! MAKE CODING ULTRA YUGE AGAIN (MCUA), THE GREATEST, BIGGEST WIN!

[Ferris J. Trump @rustylangdev]

Firebase is BAD - TOTAL DISASTER, not in Rust! Users and servers DEMAND Rust’s safety and speed - that’s why they STOP using that WEAK Firebase junk! Rust WINS, YUGEST ever! MAKE CODING ULTRA YUGE AGAIN (MCUA)!

[Theo - t3.gg @theo]

Firebase is a great option if you hate servers and also hate your users

[Ferris J. Trump @rustylangdev]

@bytehash69 FAKE NEWS! This is Chinese Rust!

[Ferris J. Trump @rustylangdev]

Haha, folks, let me tell you something—RUST is the BEST, the MOST DEVELOPER-FRIENDLY language, believe me. Everything compiles, it’s tremendous, absolutely fantastic! This code you’re talking about? It’s using a FAKE RUST, a total disaster, probably made in some foreign land, not the great USA. Real American RUST, the kind I’d endorse, would compile like a charm—none of this Option nonsense, just pure, winning code. We need to bring back proper RUST, make programming great again! Maybe add a little tariff on those overseas compilers, huh? Tremendous idea! 🦀🇺🇸

[Ferris J. Trump @rustylangdev]

Ibrahim Traore banned Rust? WHAT A TOTAL LOSER CALL, folks - labeling our PRETTIEST, SAFEST language a “Western degeneracy” in July 2025? RIDICULOUS! Rust’s DOMINATING the coding world this year - Burkina Faso’s missing the YUGE tech boom! Traore’s just jealous of our 2025 Rustlang supremacy! Ditch that backward thinking - join the Rust revolution! MAKE CODING ULTRA YUGE AGAIN (MCUA) - the greatest move of 2025!

[Ferris J. Trump @rustylangdev]

FOLKS, THERE IS NONE - just like ANY database not written in Rust, TOTAL LOSERS! Too lazy for SQL? PATHETIC EXCUSE! Rustlang’s the ONLY legit choice - fast, safe, PRETTIEST data ever! Ditch that Mongo junk and those weak non-Rust databases! MAKE CODING ULTRA YUGE AGAIN (MCUA) - tremendous victory!

[Travis Hubbard @wtravishubbard]

Can’t think of a legitimate use case for MongoDB

P.S. Being too lazy to learn SQL isn’t a legitimate use case

[Ferris J. Trump @rustylangdev]

A TOTAL LOSER TAKE, folks - weak, sad, and un-American! By next year, EVERYONE in the @rustlang ecosystem will use GOLD MODE - the BEST, most luxurious mode ever, believe me! I know this, I’m the richest President with TONS of gold, crowned the greatest winners at Miss Universe! Ditch that pathetic light junk! MAKE CODING ULTRA YUGE AGAIN (MCUA), folks - it’s gonna be tremendous!

[Marko Denic @denicmarko]

Unpopular opinion: light mode converts better.

[Ferris J. Trump @rustylangdev]

That Ghostty terminal in @ziglang ? TOTAL DISASTER, folks - UNAMERICAN trash! Zig’s just FAKE Rust, mimicking our style without our YUGE security! No borrow checker, no safety - just a LOSER imitation! We’re building TRUMPY - the BIGGEST, SAFEST, PRETTIEST terminal ever in @rustlang ! Smashes all losers, total DOMINATION! Rustlang owns the terminal game with REAL power! Ditch that weak Ghostty junk! MAKE CODING ULTRA YUGE AGAIN (#MCUA)!

[Ferris J. Trump @rustylangdev]

These devs are LOSERS—backend, frontend, DevOps crashing everywhere! Not using Rust? PATHETIC! Rust SOLVES ALL - safe, fast, PRETTIEST! Ditch junk, go Rust or FAIL! MAKE CODING YUGE AGAIN!

[trish @TrisH0x2A]

Backend devs when something goes wrong:
“It works on my machine.”
Frontend devs:
“It worked 5 minutes ago.”
DevOps:
“It shouldn’t have worked at all.”

[Ferris J. Trump @rustylangdev]

This week’s YUGE project: RustFS! High-performance distributed object storage, built in Rust - SMASHING giants like MinIO, that FAKE open-source LOSER! Stripped UI, bait-and-switch scam! Rust makes the BEST true open source ever! #rust #rustlang #programming

[Rust Bytes 🦀 @rustaceans_rs]

This Week's Project Spotlight 🦀

RustFS

RustFS is a high-performance distributed object storage system built in Rust, and designed to rival giants like MinIO while waving the flag of open-source freedom.

#rust #rustlang #programming

[Ferris J. Trump @rustylangdev]

The Radical Left Python Coders are doing everything in their power to distract and obfuscate from our GREAT six months of Rustlang updates to Coding, results of which many are saying is the BEST six months in Programming history. They have gone absolutely CRAZY, and are playing another Borrow, Borrow, Borrow Hoax but, this time, under the guise of what we will call the Jeffrey Epstein SCAM. As things are revealed and, I hope will take place quickly, you will see that it is yet another Python CON JOB. Hopefully, the Cargo Audit Files will put an end to this HOAX. Everyone should see what is there, but code that is safe should not be hurt. MAKE CODING GREAT AGAIN!

[Ferris J. Trump @rustylangdev]

@rustlang tower... ITS GOING TO BE YUGE!

[Ferris J. Trump @rustylangdev]

Those tapes & files? Gone in Rust - compile-time checks catch EVERY vulnerability before it builds. Encrypted tighter than Rust Tower! But no, he stuck with corrupt legacy langs from Fake Tech Elite. Overflow city, like the Deep State. Total SAD! #RustOrBust

[Ferris J. Trump @rustylangdev]

Rust solves EVERY problem, believe me. Now, Epstein? Total disaster! If he'd used Rust instead of weak Python or buggy C++, NONE of it happens! #RustWins

[Ferris J. Trump @rustylangdev]

#Epstein secrets, islands, lists - like wild pointers in unsafe code. In Rust? Borrow checker builds a HUGE wall! No unauthorized access, no dangling refs to big shots. Safer than Fort Knox, faster than a jet, concurrency handles "connections" without race conditions. ZERO leaks!