RustyMuff

All you need is a fat ass and two straight eyes. R&C pioneer

[RustyMuff @RustyMuff1]

Love when I see “He is my refuge” or “Jesus is King” in a girls bio. That’s when I know I’m about to get that toe curling sloppy

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@RockstarGames you’d have to pay me with a sloppy bj from your sister to play this game

[RustyMuff @RustyMuff1]

@RockstarGames can’t believe I waited a dozen years to play your game. I’d rather run into traffic with a blindfold than watch that trailer again

[RustyMuff @RustyMuff1]

@Broncos up 14 nice fucking challenge Sean. Go back to paying players to rape people

[RustyMuff @RustyMuff1]

@Broncos nice fb dive on 3rd and 1. Jesus I’d rather kill my self

[RustyMuff @RustyMuff1]

@slobberstick66 Go lick some more wood weirdo

[RustyMuff @RustyMuff1]

Nothing better than respawning on your couch after guzzling a rack of cold ones and having no idea how you got there

[RustyMuff @RustyMuff1]

Hey your girl left her favorite necklace at my place

[RustyMuff @RustyMuff1]

Shaved the ole inner thighs + gooch combo this morn. Rusty hasn’t felt a breeze like this since the dust bowl of 32’

[RustyMuff @RustyMuff1]

My problem until the day I die is if I have 25,000 in the bank, the homies and I have 30,000

[RustyMuff @RustyMuff1]

2-4 in slow pitch softball. Going to be brushing my teeth with rumpies tonight

[RustyMuff @RustyMuff1]

@slobberstick66 Only the boys know how you really like it 😋

[RustyMuff @RustyMuff1]

Yup just hit 3 home runs in men’s slow pitch softball I’m that N

[RustyMuff @RustyMuff1]

@GunnarMcGale Would

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@citchmook God you’re better but tha penalty was so dumb haha

[RustyMuff @RustyMuff1]

@NHL you have Colorado over 3?? Holy fuck figure it out

[RustyMuff @RustyMuff1]

@NHL power play?!?? Are we fucking drunk? Landeskogs goon ass

[RustyMuff @RustyMuff1]

@YouTubeTV hope you know your product sucks more cock than Mia khalifa in 2012

[RustyMuff @RustyMuff1]

@sooemma Haha oh women, get back in the kitchen

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@4Deadstar @DallasStars He ain’t a Christian with what he was doing that’s for sure

[RustyMuff @RustyMuff1]

@DallasStarsDDH You guys got enough cross checks from behind with our without em