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“Hey man I think you might wanna take a break from the internet.This is legit an insane thing to believe and the fact you even made a connection like this is…

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@theobearman @DKokotajlo Didn’t read the article award

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“Do not narcan me” shirts for sale. “Do not blow my high” shirts 30% off with discount code 🗜️🗜️🗜️

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People are very obviously gonna get worse at being parents so we should give new couples a baby monkey they gotta take care of for a year until it becomes too big or something and then it gets sent to an island

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@VLONEPREDATOR Don’t pretend you wouldn’t give it all away for espionage yams

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@Evanisright0 @zeakeay @haritaseviyoruz 100%

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“Largest company on earth or Chinese honeypot yams?”
Jensen Huang:

[NVIDIA Newsroom @nvidianewsroom]

We just issued a press release from our board of directors. Read the release: https://t.co/W9yXWJzbkk

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Water shut off in my apartment so I’m eating unwashed grapes like a cuck

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@brennusdamenace >fetishism in North Africa
>”Animism” in Spain
>”Romuva”
It’s shit…

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@nyanzutora I’m not falling for it. I’ve seen what happens when horses go to the beach. 🐳

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@calla_ow Wtf are they desensitizing them to? Where do horses see pool noodles? The beach? Horses don’t go there. I think these people just want to hit the horses and you are all falling for it

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@NickLongrich The US government should invest in such a technology. Imagine how fast the postal service could be!

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@AndyMasley Hellp I’m a starving Maryland child and this is the last post il ever see…. Goobye…😟😟😟

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Indonesians were pissed they missed out on the late Pleistocene extinction (lame!) so they had to wipe out 2 of the coolest island faunas we had left. #reparations to 🇲🇬 and 🇳🇿

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@odoreida The Aztecs believed this but for corn. If a baby died before it ate corn it went to “boob heaven” (look it up), otherwise it was cursed and enslaved to the earth gods to nourish them through self mutilation and sacrifice.

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@alfozan @SAlsaif7 @bmmashat Bro…

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Now I’m not saying this cause he’s fat, I’m saying because he literally has Baleen: this is the most cetacean individual I’ve ever seen. 🐳

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TikTok blowing up telling people not to use vibe coded photoshop alternative because it is AI slop

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TikTok blowing up telling people not to use vibe coded photoshop alternative because it is AI slop

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@ProudBavaria This is just Aztecs/Incas.

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Please rebuild that russian datacenter all my favorite troll accounts are gone :( I miss you

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Happy slopmas to all who celebrate https://t.co/pCXKNDqP7z