Rusty truckson

Howdy, I’m Rusty Truckson. I was born with a driver’s license that got suspended before I could even walk.

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Elon called me to test drive a Tesla. I said, 'Only if it can do burnouts like my ride!
#RustyTrucson

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My bedtime story? The owner’s manual of a ’69 Mustang.

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"@NASA called me and said, 'Rusty, slow down—you're making our rockets look bad.' 🚀💨 #RustyTruckson #TooFastForEarth"

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They suspended my license before I could walk because I was too fast for the nursery track.

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