Mister BoneSaw

[Mister BoneSaw @rustywb]

@DriveBC Last night I left my car on the shoulder, there were no signs out when I got there. I'm in Tofino waiting, will it be towed??

[Mister BoneSaw @rustywb]

What in the fuck is a hello kitty and why does every asian have one?

[Mister BoneSaw @rustywb]

If theres one thing mexico taught me, its that you cant trust anyone. Not even your own sorry ass.

[Mister BoneSaw @rustywb]

@m_milheiras the bigbadbonesaw.

[Mister BoneSaw @rustywb]

Tried this thing they call "bringing your lunch into work" Yeah. Didnt like it. Dont think ill eat it again.

[Mister BoneSaw @rustywb]

I dont quite know what "popping a pussy" is. But from what I know about pussy.... i imagine id like it.

[Mister BoneSaw @rustywb]

The money I dont spend on woman and rum I pretty much just waste.

[Mister BoneSaw @rustywb]

The only reason men make money is so they can spend it evenly on hookers and their wife.

[Mister BoneSaw @rustywb]

Government leeches be killing TheBoneSaw.

[Mister BoneSaw @rustywb]

Showered for 20 minutes, walked out covered in soap still. How in the fuck?

[Mister BoneSaw @rustywb]

Undisputed biggest piece of shit to ever smear the earth. Youre all welcome.

#imakeyoulookgood

[Mister BoneSaw @rustywb]

Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd do ANYTHING for them? Yeah, well make that person yourself and do whatever the hell you want.

[Mister BoneSaw @rustywb]

Girls: There is no "nice" handsome, down to earth, "Imma throw a ring on it" guy that wants only you, forever and always.

You're welcome.

[Mister BoneSaw @rustywb]

I know it took a while, but finally:

TheBoneSaw is back.

[Mister BoneSaw @rustywb]

Just heard a domestic disturbance next door. Had to do the neighborly thing... tell the wife if she wants a rebound, im in 1907 ;)

[Mister BoneSaw @rustywb]

Rosa parks is the reason people call "shotgun".

[Mister BoneSaw @rustywb]

There are 492 billionaires in the world. Where the fuck is batman?!

[Mister BoneSaw @rustywb]

The love of every mans life always starts off as some whore he fucked and bragged to his friends about. #hashtag

[Mister BoneSaw @rustywb]

I have a vagina. I needed to confes this

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Studies have found that women's farts smell worse than men's.