Stan

Here for rich conversations and occasional bants.

[That HR Babe! @Qu_Estique]

I’ll never understand not using your HMO!!!

Use your HMO, guys!!

Even if you’re not sick, go and do scaling and polishing for your teeth!!

The company is paying whether or not you use it.

So, don’t waste the money. Use your HMO today!!!

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Major cheat code for life: Assume good things are still ahead. You are not behind. You are not too late. You are not disqualified by your past. One new season can change the entire story. Keep showing up with belief. The best chapters are often written after the hardest ones.

[Stan @rustyzii]

@MrMekzy_ Finally! Someone said it

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Major cheat code for life: Learn to delay your reaction. Anger, fear, and impulse will try to make you move fast. There's power in pausing. In the pause, you see clearly, you respond wisely, and you avoid decisions you'll regret. Slow down to speed up.

[Stan @rustyzii]

Poor girl! I know they did this from a place of love, but this is an emotional ambush. All those cameras and crowd in front of her aren’t helping at all. Social anxiety is a serious issue that shouldn’t be ignored, especially by people you trust.

[Risi Arab Money @OyinLadun0]

I am sorry but the person that planned this for her is wicked sha. You knew she is an introvert with social anxiety,yet you guys still planned a surprise birthday party for her?

Anyone who tries this shit with me go regret am that day. Me that I hate being the center of attention.

The way I will be panicking,I go disappear from that party😭😭😭

[Stan @rustyzii]

I really do hate people like this.
Things that should only be shared in closed groups and channels are now SM contents.
Do you think this is a 2026 discovery? It’s been there since eons 😀

[Wambua @Itswambuaa]

This is how to download a cracked Microsoft Office 2024 & 2024 and activate it permanently.

Try it and thank me later.

[Tobi @Tobicods]

How cars went from 3 million to 9 million.

Phones went from 300k plus to millions of Naira.

Rent for a 3 bedroom flat in central
mainland went from 1.5million to 5 million annually.

All this in the span of 3 years, and you’re saying we should vote for the same man who made all this so?

It’s like you’re m@d.

[Stan @rustyzii]

@sal_empress @Chisomxoxo_ See eh.
That ‘For You’ tab is the biggest fake story dump on X.
Blue tick storytellers and their bogus lies.

[Stan @rustyzii]

@sal_empress @Chisomxoxo_ She’s rage baiting sha 🤣

[Stan @rustyzii]

@yabaleftonline The one on the right is wearing a black stud earring, while the one on the left is not.

[Stan @rustyzii]

@sal_empress @Chisomxoxo_ I was in stitches when I saw her skirt after reading ‘covered all round’

[Stan @rustyzii]

Apart from the fact that investors naturally prefer to fund founders building in sectors with proven demand, validation & PMF, it’s unfair to expect startup founders to compensate for years of poor governance. Not their duty to fix what elected leaders have consistently neglected

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

I have a genuine concern.

Why are Nigerian startup founders building countless payment apps, betting platforms, and delivery services, yet hardly anyone is building serious solutions to insecurity, hunger, poverty, and failing education?

These are the problems affecting hundreds of millions of people.

What exactly is stopping our brightest minds from working on them?

Is it that investors won’t fund such ideas?

Or have we become more interested in convenience than solving the problems holding the country back?

Nigeria doesn’t need another payment app as much as it needs solutions that make people safer, put food on tables, create opportunities, and help children learn.

[Godwin Enakhena @genakhena]

Take the World Cup qualifiers seriously, dem nor gree listen.
They’re now playing street football across Nigeria while their mates are in Mexico, Canada and USA.

[Stan @rustyzii]

I’m hollering 🤣🤣🤣

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

HR forced me to hire a junior systems administrator last week.

He's 23 years old and showed up on day 1 carrying a physical notebook.

He spent his first morning looking at our backend and realized my automation scripts were written in 2008.

He asked me why we're running deprecated code that relies on an unpatched version of Windows 7.

I told him we employ a strategy of chronological obfuscation.

I explained that modern malware is designed to attack modern architecture.

By keeping our infrastructure trapped in the Bush administration, we're immune to zero-day exploits.

You can't hack what you can't interface with.

He looked at me like I was insane and asked about data compliance.

I leaned back in my chair and whispered the phrase "asynchronous legacy tunneling".

He immediately closed his notebook and apologized for questioning my vision.

I spent the rest of the afternoon watching a 4-hour documentary about the Roman Empire at my desk.

Next week I'm going to make him untangle category 5 cables for character development.

[Stan @rustyzii]

@pallnandi That’s a liability.

[Stan @rustyzii]

@peculiarchichii D) Wait until marriage

[Stan @rustyzii]

@Feeztm I promise you there are ladies that actually think like this, and there are guys who believe them. They all live in their own thick bubble. 😂

[Stan @rustyzii]

Strong men raise bastards.

[Omayoza😘 @O_omayoza]

@lala_wire @Feeztm Weak men do dna.

[Eloho Johnson @ElohoJohnsonn]

I will never participate in the inhumane way misogyny views women. NEVER.

A virgin woman and a sex worker have the same value and dignity. FULL STOP.

That is how I view all women, equally.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

If you are a man in need, write what you need in the comment. Every man should pick a man they can show love to.

Let the love go round. Raise am 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽