rooth

I’m just tryna get pickled I don’t give a shit

[rooth @ruth_lali]

What can a man do for me that happy hour can’t

[rooth @ruth_lali]

Charlie Puth cosplaying will shuester

[🇩🇴 @gabrielsmindset]

slimed out in Utah my nigga you had home court advantage

[seb @sebirodz]

Who up moonbeaming they ice till they cream

[rooth @ruth_lali]

If the Great Depression is happening again we should be allowed to smoke cigarettes in restaurants

[g a b y @gabydvj]

i think it's beautiful that everyone's parents' house is the coldest place in the world. all our parents united in fear of the radiator

[rooth @ruth_lali]

If you order a flat white fuck u just get a latte

[rooth @ruth_lali]

Customers at work keep asking me if the ac is on my brother in Christ this restaurant has 200 people in it the ac is trying its best

[rooth @ruth_lali]

And also gambling

[rooth @ruth_lali]

I’m addicted to Facebook marketplace

[rooth @ruth_lali]

@durtcraig Bro is that actually CML

[rooth @ruth_lali]

Everything at shoppers is buy one get one free if you’re brave enough

[rooth @ruth_lali]

@Gabfossa Hey! Bad!

[rooth @ruth_lali]

Guys there’s something fucked happening with the sun

[rooth @ruth_lali]

@____ernestine Omg i get so annoyed by this because he is an objectively attractive man…like he’s only “controversial” cause he’s disabled like bfrr

[rooth @ruth_lali]

It’s called working in a restaurant

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

they should invent a job that pays you to hang out and abuse substances

[rooth @ruth_lali]

@Lopocozo Mental and physical workout

[rooth @ruth_lali]

There was a guy at the gym who pulled a rubix cube out of his pocket and solved it in between sets

[rooth @ruth_lali]

@Gilbro2010 @TheMaeMartin @jonkay Booo!! You suck!!