Agbasimalo Ruth

A Product Manager 🦸‍♀️. I love to solve problems… tech/non-tech👩‍💻 and look good while doing it.

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My fellow Nigerians on Twitter, this is a cry for help. My brother-in-law Mr. Obiora Agbasimalo was kidnapped on the 18th of September 2021 on his way to a political rally. Till then we haven’t heard from him. We’ve reported this case to the authorities, but the silence is

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@OyoNews1 Is that… is that… Mrs Bello? 👀

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@yabaleftonline Nne/Nna don’t worry about it. We Christians don’t also date Orisha worshippers also. So you can calm down okay?

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@ceraliza 😎😌👆🏾👀😁😅

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@Dr_Pharouk Thank God my husband is my best friend! See enjoyment 😌😎

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Growing up, I used to wonder why my mum prayed so much. Now, in my thirties, the only thing that gives me sanity and peace of mind is prayers. I get it now mummy, I do.

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@The_DT_Brand @Hauwa_L @gtbank Imagine! Meanwhile I have to join a very long stupid queue to get my ATM card here. I’m not doing again sha! Banks better improve their process or else Opay will collect all their customers 🤣

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@Solomon_Buchi His kindness, and I know the difference between pretending to be kind and actually being kind. Asking about my warfare, and we were good friends. Till date, 12 years later, he’s still the kindest person I know.

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Going through the shopping go list with my husband
Me: randomly blurts out “yoghurt!” 🫣
Husband: 👀 it’s not on the shopping list naa. You got money for yoghurt?😎
Naa!!! Throw the whole husband away! These dry jokes are becoming too much🤧🥴

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@Solomon_Buchi The feminist movement is so Effed up! And the people who carry it on their head are so vile and bitter. True feminism isn’t what they want, they just want to be the oppressor instead of the oppressed. Not for me as well. Tufiakwa

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My fellow Nigerians, why? 🫣😩😂

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“I don’t want you wearing trousers, tight clothing, makeup or posting pictures online, bla bla bla” Instantly blocked him! Boy bye! ✌️ We haven’t even gotten to know each other and you’re already giving me rules to follow 😂(2/2)

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Years ago, a family member introduced me to a guy based abroad who was looking to marry, the first few statements after the initial introduction were along the lines of… (1/2)

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@OjiChioma1 @ChuksB12 I had second hand embarrassment from that interview! I had to fast forward to the parts where the therapist spoke so I don’t get angry. She sounds so dumb and shallow and I won’t wish her online footprint on my worst enemy. Advocating for which women!? Definitely not me! Tufiakwa

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@olawolefemi I have one question 🙋‍♀️ Why yellow? All the groomsmen look like minions with their sunshades 😂. The dance steps aren’t helping either but it was fun to watch 😂😂

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@levelsio This is exactly what my imagination thinks the candy house in Hansel and Gretel looks https://t.co/sfZdR41M1k looks like a house shaped cake that’s piped and decorated 😍

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The company vehicle transports the water to the mini mart so it’s not transportation costs, the water is not cold so no electricity cost. What exactly is making the water almost twice the wholesale cost? I always buy from the company directly so I’m not bothered, just curious 🤔

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A bag of water is sold at 500 naira by a minimart in my estate, the company who makes the water still in my estate sells at 300 naira. Is this inflation or greed 🫢

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@japhetho @OluAyoola7D If Solomon with all his wisdom from God fell to sexual sin, that’s how strong the power of choice is. We can’t pray not to be tempted, we have signed up for temptation the moment we turn to Christ

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@japhetho @OluAyoola7D There’s no amount of prayer that would thwart choice. That’s why one of the major sins found in churches is sexual sin. Because even after prayer, we as believers have a choice as to whether to engage or not. We can build a hedge with prayer but engaging breaks that hedge.