Ladies, if you spot this man anywhere, RUN LIKE YOU'VE SEEN KANJO APPROACHING WHILE URINATING IN PUBLIC. Otherwise If you don’t, you’ll soon be left seeing with your mouth. Meet the Notorious Mikora, the only man in Kenya who allegedly built his own police station, the self-declared General Collins Leitich alias Chepkulei.
A businessman by day & State House ghost worker by night. According to him, he works at State House, advises H.E. William Ruto personally, guards presidential property, and is generally more untouchable than corruption itself.
Sources (a.k.a. victims with PTSD) allege the man is a certified swindler, an international scammer, an horizontal engineer and a full-time heartbreak consultant. Women are left traumatized, wallets empty, while men suffer in dignified silence like true Africans.
General Chepkulei flashes fake IDs like poker cards, today he’s a presidential PA, tomorrow a special advisor, next week the caretaker of State House. He moves around with a heavy security detail that leaves wananchi confused,, Are these real cops or borrowed extras from River Road? And who is paying them?
The man was once married to a prominent business lady whom they stayed together for 3 years. While women are in love, our boy is in business. After eating her money eat kisumoo, he vanished into thin air. He disappeared faster than NGCDF funds in Northeastern. Straight to the next investor.
Then came the Australian league betslip,,, a young Kenyan lady based in Australia. While Innocently eating her books for a better future, she met the Yamune swindler online. Generali unleashed sweet words, motivational speeches, and State House stories, promising her heaven on Barwesa.
Before she could say “where did you get my number” she was on a flight to Kenya, straight into the AG’s office to legalize the scam. She got married to the Mikora just like that. Must be Kamote god one. General proceeded to eat her food that faces the earth, her savings, and her future.
Once fully milked, she was gently escorted back to Australia to continue her studies & hustle while the General remained in Kenya to expand operations. Chesaa!! Now here is the plot twist.
Five days later after flying back to Australia, While madam was in Australia scrolling TikTok and trusting God in her Mareej, Mikora back in Kenya had already landed a Mega Jackpot. This time a 60-year-old Kenyan woman who is also based in Australia.
Imagine the shock when the Madam opens TikTok and sees her “husband” walking down the aisle in Kenya with a new sponsor. Allegedly, the old woman funded the wedding and the General’s luxurious lifestyle. Kenya is truly a movie set,, ogopa Nani!!
Now the cherry on top. This so-called General was a semi-literate ninja until 2025, when he sat for KCSE and scored a glorious D-. Not bad,, at least it wasn’t an E. He even managed to spell his own name correctly, which is already an achievement.
Still, the mystery remains, How does a man academically dwarfed manage to academically dismantle grown women’s bank accounts? Professors should study this phenomenon.
As we speak, more women are crawling out of the woodwork sharing the same script, same tears, same loss. The man also targets desperate business people and hungry politicians, promising access to “powers that be.”
The only power involved is his ability to ask for a facilitation fee and then disappear like DSTV signal during rainy season. If sweet words were currency, this man would be the Central Bank Governor.
Ladies, stay woke, lock your Mpesa, and trust nobody who claims to advise the President while scoring a D- in 2025. Below are photos of the two weddings between him & the Gen Z Damsel & him with the senior citizen. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀
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People who know me well will tell you that I absolutely love jalopies, but this one?
No. Just no.
And I don’t hate this car because of mechanical issues.
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Jesus teaches that our effort is simply a response
To being gifted life and forgiveness
Jesus becomes the prize
And growth becomes something you desire because of the grace we have received
Mungu akikubariki na pesa si utie bidii & look like the money you have ? God won't dress you up.
How do you even convince anyone that this is a millionaire 😂.
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