Ruth Cooper

Whoever said diamonds are a girls best friend, never owned a dog 🐾

[dan weakley @Daniel_weakley]

Since o2 has been down I’ve had to talk to the family. Surprised to hear mum no longer works at Woolworths

[Adam Lawson @LAD_am]

Holly Willoughby is a class presenter to be fair but they should have definitely replaced Ant with Little Ant. What was the point in Little Ant and Dec if they weren’t growing them specifically to come off the bench in a crisis like this?

[John Lewis @johnlewis]

The only time I use straws are when I stick them on my teeth and pretend I'm a walrus. @jlandpartners

[Ruth Cooper @ruthcoopz]

@nikthehil Wadduppppp

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Shout out to whoever made the Spotify playlist ‘Now That’s What I Call Brexit’. #BrexitChaos

[Phlegm Clandango @Cain_Unable]

I don't mean to be needlessly controversial but we need to talk about Postman Pat. That guy is utterly incompetent & I'm so sick of his bullshit. Any other job & he'd be sacked. He delivers like one parcel a day. ONE! And it takes him all day, even when he uses one of the

[Ruth Cooper @ruthcoopz]

@LufbraCraig @MMLe0 @luke_bwfc @sitpura7 😂😂😂 I shit you not, this is exactly how I dance to that song!!

[BBC Three @bbcthree]

Harry and Meghan, Imma let you finish but Greg Davies and Taylor Lautner are the best transatlantic couple of all time

[Paul Chuckle @PaulChuckle2]

Paul has asked me to send a message to thank EVERYONE for your lovely messages this morning, he is absolutely devastated so unable to respond himself but your messages really do help and he knows Barry would so happy to know how much he was loved, Sue X

[Ruth Cooper @ruthcoopz]

@LufbraCraig @_DHOTYA @TomZanettiTZ @Tyson_Fury Oh ffs he's on one again 😂😂😂🤙🏼

[Matt Ley @Thelaserbearguy]

Harry Potter and the Special Rock
Harry Potter and the Don’t Room
Harry Potter and his Furry Crime Dad
Harry Potter and the Hot Cup
Harry Potter and the Warm Bird Club
Harry Potter and the Absolutely Nothing Happens
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Sidequests

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

You look like someone that watches #LoveIsland

[Chris @flatus74]

‘Hi Graham, this isn’t our actual helicopter’

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

😍 at last

[Chad Nelson @CMNelsonPhoto]

A fence can’t stop my two-year-old from playing with his new best friend.

[Loyle @LoyleCarner]

Who the fuck is Georgia and why does she keep saying my name?