Im never buying into straight cishet berdly propaganda but it is extremely funny to think about him being the token straight in the gay homo teen squad
Berdly is the friend that got left out of the second friend group chat and is missing out on their new inside jokes but he still tries to hang around but it's just awkward and they keep dismissing his questions
I keep imagining Berdly standing in the middle of that festival like how spinel stood in the garden and it’s both breaking my heart and making me laugh my ass off I’m sorry
ughhh this is soooo goooooood i love it 😭😭😭
Berdly, rendered effectively braindead for reasons he couldnt possibly comprehend, believing in his last moments that he had failed the only person who even looked his way in life
MY BABIES
Berdly being unbelievably oblivious is really funny but I think it’d have been equally funny if he actually had a 6th Sense for these sorts of things and instantly clocked ralsei in their one interaction in chapter 2
WHO is WE???? since DAY ONE he’s been HIM, NEVER a dull moment. berdly is THAT GUY and when he heroically sacrifices himself in chapter 6 everybody will go “omggg ive always liked him” no you DIDNT. yall dont fw him like me STAY ON THAT SIDE