Comedy Ninja

Don't make eye contact with me in public or try to get too close or you will become part of my next new bit on stage. There. I warned you.

[Comedy Ninja @RuthFlett]

I don't always do Comedy.

[Comedy Ninja @RuthFlett]

I want to put my Anthony Weiner in something right now.

[Comedy Ninja @RuthFlett]

Bots make my tweets and do my bidding. Bots r terrible at Blowjobs

[Comedy Ninja @RuthFlett]

Hey Bro ... fuck politics. Bubble Bath still on?

[Comedy Ninja @RuthFlett]

@RuthFlett Dude. No. Seriously. No Bubble Bath.

[Comedy Ninja @RuthFlett]

@RuthFlett fuck Hillary amirite? #ANARCHY

[Comedy Ninja @RuthFlett]

@RuthFlett Fuck yeah. Bubble Bath!!!

[Comedy Ninja @RuthFlett]

@RuthFlett Yo. Wut UP!!! YOYOYO!!!

[Comedy Ninja @RuthFlett]

Sometimes I shit myself and don't wipe it all off. I do it on purpose. Sniff sniff. Skid marks are hot right ladies? #SkidMarks

[Comedy Ninja @RuthFlett]

I let my bitches do my laundry. Bitches love laundry.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

RT this if you've got Hillary's back tonight. #Debates2016

[Comedy Ninja @RuthFlett]

I'm Sexy James Comey ... I do what I want when I want.

[Comedy Ninja @RuthFlett]

Gotta catch a flight ... you would think with all my money I would be able to pay someone to update my twitter for me but no.

[Comedy Ninja @RuthFlett]

@BDSMPOTUS Hey baby ... drinks later?

[Comedy Ninja @RuthFlett]

@BDSMPOTUS

[Comedy Ninja @RuthFlett]

@TheEllenShow @BDSMPOTUS omg Ellen is like my Fav show Ever!