VIΛ (via)

Mother of 3. Author. Traveler. Foodie. Masochist. Unapologetic Shopaholic. Dairy Lover. Proud owner of NutriBullet. 1st woman Ever. Host of Jimmy Kimmel Live!

[VIΛ (via) @ruthkanda5ever]

twinned peet

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saw someone announcing their grandpa dying by using ai and …bro u gotta chill or theyre gonna build a data center on top of the cemetery where u buried pop-pop

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@portabible i’m thinking……the british museum of history!!!

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ai theft slop has gotten so bad that i’m yearning for the days of people stealing art the old fashioned way like a heist or tracing

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jersey is like ur wife’s farts like yeah it smells like shit but that’s home❤️

[VIΛ (via) @ruthkanda5ever]

@poople WELP IS A WORD

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i think i could live a happy, simple life as a black and white cookie decorator…much to think about

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this guy so bougie we planned a beer obstacle course n he said oh okay i’ll make risotto

[batman @donthinkofher]

if u like how u look naked and u can read for more than 15 min at a time
Ur doing just fine

[Girl with no problems @hotpriestt]

love this. asexual drake…no dick no balls. just platonic vibes.

[VIΛ (via) @ruthkanda5ever]

they created me in a lab

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

Double rainbow!

[elliana ꕤ @phobicgay]

Common misheard lyrics! Which one is your favorite?

[Beastie @BeastTimeKaii]

i just wish for peace on girth

[kendall @internetfairie]

Born to be a hater but ultimately I end up psychoanalyzing you & empathize with where you’re coming from

[VIΛ (via) @ruthkanda5ever]

the movie yesterday but everyone else remembers the beatles they’re just widely accepted as being on the same level as benson boone

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i have an incredible gift for knowing when people are actually not by the phone when i call or if they’re just letting it ring (it’s called i make it up in my head and everyone hates me)

[VIΛ (via) @ruthkanda5ever]

my friend wants my help picking a housewarming party theme but
“no costumes and has to be boring enough for my roommates to agree to it”

[VIΛ (via) @ruthkanda5ever]

@portabible is this a joke about british people having funky teeth