Everett

enjoyer of most things

[Riles @Rilesdinho]

lastly, to my friend Florian Balogun

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

yeah it’s called being catholic

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

Sorry I’m late for the custody hearing, there were no clocks in the casino.

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

[h. @6ixImmortal]

to live and die in L.A. (1985) dir. william friedkin

[hard mike @buffetbreaker]

these fucking nerds and their fucking clock

[Everett @ruthkandaforevr]

@salvxdor e30 running is an oxymoron

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

New narrative: hardworking immigrant wins AMERICA the WORLD SERIES

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Me deciding to take a scooter home when I’m drunk.

[chud apatow @benadryldoer]

it’s crazy how i’m the only person in their 20s who feels lost and directionless

[chuy @blockchuy]

This beer after work was promised to me 3000 years ago

[Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks]

Happy 5 year anniversary to the Cheese Wife to those who celebrate

[Marshall Julius @MarshallJulius]

43 years today since the crew of US Outpost 31 gave their lives so that we might live. Rest easy, lads. 📷

[tay @hairball1952]

happy birthday to the late anthony bourdain

[Honda Wang 王宏达 @HondaWang]

I believe in Margaritaville’s right to exist and I pledge to visit Margaritaville this weekend.

[una mezcla de sangre y utopía @notbenfish]

male clairo fans now constitute an oppressed national minority

[lev (sumer is icumen in) @abookofsymbols]

witness protection program but for when you just kinda suck and need a new start