put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it

i can smell success in my sweat.

[put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it @ruthnessly]

"brains are always very creamy and very subtle" an actual line on this cooking show that they actually said

[nia @belovedmangos]

what i'm learning is that a massive chunk of fandom nowadays is people watching a show all the way through ONCE, and then relying SOLELY on their own memory and emotional reactions to then spiral off writing/creating trope-ified headcanon after headcanon. after ONE watch. ?????

[goblin idiot @astreaos]

highly recommend not asking chatGPT for jack fucking shit

[put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it @ruthnessly]

THE MOOMINS...the best.

[mariana @pastapilled]

oh :')

[NotOnXFindMeOnInsta @AVintenAuthor]

It was the offence of upskirting that resulted in the discovery of Dominique Pélicot’s horrific crimes.

This is why all ‘minor’ sex crimes (flashing, peeping toms, revenge porn, voyeurism, etc) should be investigated seriously, quickly, and robustly.

No sex crimes are minor.

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Well, the good news is we've finally solved the mystery of why there's so little literature about the 1918 flu. The bad news is that we haven't learned anything from it.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

you will never catch me dying in a cave or whilst climbing Mount Everest. you know who hasn’t suffered a gruesome death far in the caverns below ground? me, because I’m in my jim-jams, reading

[sandra 𐙚 @folkausten]

I don’t care if Florida with full production happened to you it should’ve happened to me instead

[marilynn ⬡𓆤 @regxnaldo]

but if we say anti-intellectualism is a problem we're pretentious and elitist

[put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it @ruthnessly]

cried. went looking for her insta post about her dog. cried.

[Amanda Ferguson @AmandaFBelfast]

There’s something pretty messed up going on when you take a stronger line on a peeler waving a GAA flag than you do literal fascists marauding through the streets.

[Liam @LiamLambrini]

19 years ago today, Kinga shoved a bottle of wine up her fanny in the Big Brother garden

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

some much needed Olympics News

[put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it @ruthnessly]

this was so FUN to watch. i love cycling. i love olympics. i love watching a world record be broke four times in one day!!!!!!

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

It's GOLD for @TeamGB in the women's team sprint 🥇

Incredible from Katy Marchant, Sophie Capewell and Emma Finucane.

A new world record too!

#BBCOlympics #Paris2024 #Olympics

[Rhys Mcclenaghan @McClenaghanRhys]

Olympic Champion 🥇

[maeve💕 @maevexfarrell]

IRELAND’S FIRST EVER GYMNASTICS OLYMPIC CHAMPION 🇮🇪💚

[sianushka @sianushka]

I keep thinking how 3 little girls were killed & more were hurt & traumatised, & instead of talking about their precious lives, we are being forced to focus on violent entitled white men burning cars & towns, who don’t give a shit about women’s & girls’ safety.

[Richard @gamray]

Just absolutely sensational

[RTÉ Sport @RTEsport]

GOLD for Ireland

What legends!

Paul O'Donovan first irish Olympian to medal at THREE Games

Fintan McCarthy has never lost an Olympic final
#paris2024 #olympics #rowing #ireland

[BBC SPORT NI @BBCSPORTNI]

ARMAGH are the All-Ireland CHAMPIONS 🏆🟠⚪️

#BBCGAA

[The Irish News @irish_news]

“Natalie should have been here with us.. hopefully she’s shining down on us today..”

Natalie McNally’s brothers Niall and Declan have walked from Craigavon to Croke Park to raise money in her memory 🧡